//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // // COPYRIGHT NOTICE: All files and content are copyright 1997-1999 Menasoft & Partners. All // donations and contributions become the property of Menasoft. // Purpose: Britannia Actor Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Actor's // Current Keyword List: // job, ac*tor, what*do*do, ac-tore, stage, perform, Noble, Lord British, // art, theatre, theater, costume, clothe, sissy, wuss, priss, real job // [SPEECH jobActor] ON=Hi* ON=Greet* ON=Hello* ON=Hail* IF ( >= 0 ) SAY=Ah! Hello, ! Dost thou require my autograph? ELIF ( >= -1000 ) SAY=Good day fellow! Dost thou require my autograph? ELSE SAY=Please just leave me be! I've done you no harm. ENDIF ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* ON=*ac*tor* ON=*ac-tore* DORAND 4 SAY I am an Ac-tore! SAY I have performed, to the best of my humble abilities, for Lord British and other Nobles of this fine land. SAY The stage, my ignoble friend, is my - as thou dost say - job. SAY I, am no mere actor. I am an ... ac-tore! ENDDO ON=*stage* ON=*perform* DORAND 3 SAY To paraphrase: All our land is a stage, acted upon by men and women who shall, in their lives, play many parts. I just happen to be one of the best of them. SAY To live is to act. And the world is our stage. And thou art the janitor, my friend. SAY The stage is that which I yearn for. ENDDO ON=*Noble* ON=*Lord British* ON=* art* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The nobility of this land supports the fine arts. They seem to appreciate our humble efforts. SAY Lord British is well-known as one of the greatest supporters of the arts. SAY The arts prospers in Britannia, thanks to the generosity of Lord British and the great nobles of this land. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The nobility of this land are our main supporters, I'm told. SAY Lord British enjoys the theater. He has been known to help support many performers. SAY We don't tend to go hungry in Britannia, thanks to Lord British and some of the nobles of this land. ENDDO ON=*theatre* ON=*theater* DORAND 2 SAY The theatre IS my life! SAY Ah! That grande analogy of life! The theatre! ENDDO ON=*costume* DORAND 3 SAY What thou dost wear ... is not that thy costume? So is all that I doth put on, mine. SAY I doth wear clothes, . Even that which I wear on the stage, is but clothing. SAY Clothes do make the man, do they not? ENDDO ON=*clothe* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Buy thy clothes from a tailor, . SAY A tailor can supply thee with clothes. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY A good tailor can sell thee clothes. SAY If thou art needing clothes, look to a tailor. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY A tailor will sell thee clothes. SAY Find a tailor and thou'lt find clothes. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*sissy* ON=*wuss* ON=*priss* ON=*real job* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I shall brook no discourtesy from the likes of a bottom-dweller like thyself![Leave] SAY Art thou mocking me? Well thy ignorant words fall on deaf ears. SAY Thou art not of the intelligence to understand what it is that we suffer so diligently to accomplish, . Compassion is not a virtue of thine! ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I shall brook no discourtesy from the likes of a bottom-dweller like thyself![Leave] SAY Art thou mocking me? SAY Thou art not of the intelligence to understand what it is that we suffer so diligently to accomplish, . Compassion is not a virtue of thine! ENDDO ENDIF ON=Job ON=What do you do SAY=Thou must ask? I am an Actor! *applause* Thank you! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Fare thee well. BYE return 1 ON=ACTOR ON=ACTORE SAY=Thou hast need of a thespian? ON=ART SAY=I cause the joyful to be melancholy and the woeful to be merry. ON=CLOTHE ON=COSTUME SAY='Tis merely the raiment of the thespian. ON=NOBLE SAY=Yes, I am quite noble -- that is no act, friend! My thanks to thee. ON=PERFORM SAY=If thou wouldst see me perform then come to the theater this eve. ON=PRISS SAY=I do not PRISS. I move with grace and style. ON=REAL SAY=Who among us can say what is real. ON=SISSY SAY=Excuse me but I will not banter words with a fool. ON=STAGE SAY=Ah! My playground! Thou shouldst attend the theatre! ON=THEATER ON=THEATRE SAY=Pick a theater, any theater! I will perform for thee! ON=WUSS SAY= Excuse me but I will not banter words with a fool. //RANDOM= Hear ye! Hear ye! Thou art invited to view the spectacle of life and death at the grand theater. [EOF]