//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 [SPEECH jobBAKER] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* ON=*baker* ON=*bake* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. SAY I bake bread and pastries. Dost thou want to buy some? ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY If thou art looking for bread, this is the place. SAY I'm the baker. What dost thou want? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY If thou'rt lookin' for bread, this is the place. SAY I'm the baker. What's thou want? ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. May I help thee? SAY This is my bakery. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I bake bread and fine pastries. SAY Yes, I'm the baker. How might I help thee? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I bake bread and things. SAY Yes, I'm the baker. How can I help thee? ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I am the baker. How may I serve thee? SAY I'm a baker of delicious fresh loaves and wonderful pies! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker and my father was a baker before me. SAY Baking! Ah, how I love it! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker and my father was a baker. SAY Baking! Ah, I love it! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*what*doing* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker by trade. SAY What are you, an idiot? I be baking! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. SAY I bake bread and pastries. Want to buy some? ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. May I help thee? SAY Oh, just baking. This is my bakery. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. May I help thee? SAY This is my bakery. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a baker. Can I help? SAY This is my bakery. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Doing what I do best! Baking delicious foods. SAY I'm a baker of delicious fresh loaves and wonderful pies! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I am the baker. How may I serve thee? SAY I'm a baker of delicious fresh loaves and wonderful pies! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm the baker. What may I get thee? SAY I'm a baker of fresh bread and pies! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*bread* ON=*loaves* ON=*loaf* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Dost thou plan to buy some bread? SAY I can sell thee bread. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Dost thou plan to buy some bread? SAY I can sell thee bread. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Plan to buy some bread? I'll sell some. SAY I can sell thee bread. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I just baked some nice, fresh bread. SAY I'd be happy to sell thee some bread. SAY There's more to making a good loaf of bread than just heating up dough. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I just baked some nice, fresh bread. SAY I'd be happy to sell thee some bread. SAY There's more to making a good loaf of bread than just heating up dough. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I just baked some nice, fresh bread. SAY I'd be happy to sell thee some bread. SAY There's more to making a good loaf of bread than just heatin' up dough. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY My bread is fresh and piping hot! SAY Wilt thou honor me by buying one of my humble loaves? SAY Flour to dough, dough to bread ... that's the magic of what I do. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY My bread is fresh and piping hot! SAY Wilt thou honor me by buying one of my humble loaves? SAY Flour to dough, dough to bread ... that's the magic of what I do. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY My bread is fresh and hot! SAY Will thou buy one of my loaves? SAY Flour to dough, dough to bread ... that's the magic of it. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*pie* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Dost thou want to buy a pie? SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Dost thou want to buy a pie? SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Dost thou want to buy a pie? SAY I got meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Wouldst thou like a lovely fresh-baked pie? SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY A good pie needs dough, fillings and love. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Wouldst thou like a lovely fresh-baked pie? SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY A good pie needs dough, fillings and love. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Would thou like a lovely fresh-baked pie? SAY I got meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY A good pie needs dough, fillings and love. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I pride myself on the quality of my pies. SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY Good dough and fresh fillings are the keys to a great pie. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I pride myself on the quality of my pies. SAY I have meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY Good dough and fresh fillings are the keys to a great pie. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I got good quality pies. SAY I got meat pies, fruit pies and vegetable pies. SAY Good dough and fresh fillings will make a great pie. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*dough* IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I make my own dough. SAY Not much dough to be made in these parts. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I make all my dough by hand. SAY It takes a certain touch to make good dough. It's not just flour and water. ENDDO ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Only the finest flour and purest water go into my dough. SAY A baker is only as good as his dough. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Only the best flour and water go into my dough. SAY A baker is only as good as his dough. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*flour* ON=*honey* ON=*egg* ON=*milk* IF ( || ) SAY I could use a bit more flour, honey, eggs or milk. ELIF ( ) SAY I could use a new supplier for flour, honey, eggs or milk. ELIF ( || ) SAY I'm always looking for a source of good flour, honey, eggs or milk. ENDIF ON=*cake* IF ( || ) SAY I have cakes for sale. ELIF ( ) SAY I have fine, freshly baked cakes. ELIF ( || ) SAY I have lovely sweet cakes for sale. ENDIF ON=*muffin* IF ( || ) SAY I have muffins for sale. ELIF ( ) SAY I have warm, fresh muffins for sale. ELIF ( || ) SAY My hot muffins are famous! ENDIF ON=*pastr* IF ( || ) SAY I sell bread, pies, cakes and muffins. ELIF ( ) SAY I sell bread, pies, cakes and muffins. ELIF ( || ) SAY I sell only the finest bread, pies, cakes and muffins. ENDIF //BAKER DEFAULT=I must have flour in mine ears. I do not understand thee. ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Greetings, how may I serve thee? ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Good day and please come again. BYE return 1 ON=BAKE SAY=What may I bake for thee? ON=BAKER SAY=I am a baker of extensive experience and knowledge. ON=BREAD ON=LOAF ON=LOAVES SAY=My bread is from the gods! ON=CAKE SAY=My cakes are famous throughout the land. ON=DOUGH SAY=I knead the dough till it is perfect for baking. ON=EGG SAY=I always keep an extra egg handy perchance that worm of an actor comes by to harass me. ON=FLOUR SAY=I use only the finest flour. ON=HONEY SAY=Mine honey 'tis sweet as morning dew. ON=MILK SAY=I milk my cows every day so that the milk is fresh and delicious. ON=MUFFIN SAY=A muffin a day will keep thee moving, friend. ON=PASTRY SAY=These are the finest sweet rolls under the sun. ON=PIE SAY=I am famous for my huckleberry pies. //RANDOM=Rogue! Stealing my tarts again, eh? [EOF]