//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Bard Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Bard's // Current Keyword List: // job, what*do*do, profession, occupation, hint, news, rumor, rumour, info // magic, artifact, interesting, cool, to do, relvinian, empath, abbey, // where*monks, music, minstrel, troubad, play, song, tale, conservatory, // bard // [SPEECH jobBard] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a bard, . A minstrel. A thoughtful troubadour. SAY I do claim to play music and tell tales, . SAY I am a teller of tales. A player of song. In short, I am a bard. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm a bard, . SAY I play music and tell some tales. SAY I'm a bard. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*hint* ON=*news* ON=*rumor* ON=*rumour* ON=* info* ON=*magic* ON=*artifact* ON=*interesting* ON=*cool* ON=*to do* IF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY SAY Let me think... SAY Just a moment, allow me to think... SAY I know not if that is the sort of thing thou art seeking. SAY Inns and taverns seem to be good sources of news, however. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY SAY Let me think... SAY Hmm. SAY If thou dost stay at the inn, thou mayst hear more. SAY That wast what thou were inquiring after? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY SAY Umm... SAY Lemme think. SAY Inns an' taverns are good for rumors, though. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*relvinian* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I've heard Relvinian's maze contains naught but mages now. SAY Rumor has it that Relvinian's maze contains the power to heal those wounded in battle. SAY It is said that somewhere in Relvinian's maze is the power to summon daemons, but I would not bet my life on it. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I heard Relvinian's maze contains nothin' but mages now. SAY Rumor has it that Relvinian's maze has the power to heal people wounded in battle. SAY It's said that somewhere in Relvinian's maze is the power to call daemons, but I wouldn't bet my life on it. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*empath* ON=*abbey* ON=*where*monks* IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Ah! Thou art speaking of Empath Abbey, . I believe that it can be found just outside of Yew. SAY To find the Abbey, head northeast from Yew. SAY The monks of Empath Abbey are to be found near Yew, if my memory serves me. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Ah! Thou art speaking of Empath Abbey, . I believe that it can be found just outside of Yew. SAY Head northeast from Yew to find Empath Abbey. SAY The monks of Empath Abbey are to be found near Yew, if memory serves. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I've heard that the Abbey is up north, somewhere. But I ain't never been, myself. SAY I think the Abbey is up north somewhere. SAY The monks that make the good wine are north of here. I think. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*music* ON=*minstrel* ON=*troubad* ON=*play* ON=*song* IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I am indeed a bard, but I fear that for now I cannot play for thee. SAY What, thou dost desire music? Well, thou shalt have to wait. SAY I'm sorry, but I don't have the time to play for thee now. Maybe another time. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I am indeed a bard, but I fear that for now I cannot play for thee. SAY What, thou dost desire music? Well, thou shalt have to wait. SAY 'Tis not within my power to play music for thee yet, e'en though my profession is that of minstrel. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm a bard, or at least I wisht to be, but my fingers fumble bad. SAY Hey! Can I play thee a nursery rhyme? Goes like this, it does ... umm, LA LA LA LA. Ahem. 'Twas once a young lass from Jhelomward ... no, that ain't it ... SAY I's just in trainin', and ain't yet a real bard, I s'pose. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*tale* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Ah the tales I could tell. Or, more importantly for some, the news I gather... interesting rumors I hear sometimes. SAY Art thou intersested in tales? Or possibly hearing some bit of gossip from other parts? I can often tell thee things that may be of interest to thee. SAY I sometimes know news that only a barkeep, or maybe an innkeeper would have heard. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Ah the news I hear. Or, more interestin' for some, the rumors I gather... useful rumors I hear sometimes. SAY Intersested in tales? Or hearin' some gossip from other parts? I might tell thee sometimes what I heard. And then, maybe I won't. SAY I heard some rumors in my day, and I ain't even a tavernkeeper. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*conservatory* ON=*bard* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The Bardic Conservatory of Britain is a haven for all of a musical bent, and 'tis the ideal place for storytellers and gatherers of lore. SAY Our grand Conservatory in Britain is a place of training, of retreat, a place joyful with music and tales. SAY I am a bard, and I must say that the best place for bards in all of Britannia must be the Conservatory - 'tis a place for lovers of the arts. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I's thinkin' that the Conservatory's the biggest building in Britain, 'cept for the castle! SAY There's always music at the Conservatory in Britain. SAY All us bards like the Conservatory. ENDDO ENDIF [COMMENT SPEECH jobBard] //BARD DEFAULT=Perhaps things would be fine if thou spokest in a rhyme? ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Hail! ON=Job ON=What do you do ON=BARD SAY=I make lovely music and song, with tales short or long! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Farewell, friend. BYE return 1 ON=ABBEY ON=EMPATH SAY=Abbey? A fine girl with a beautiful voice. Oh, you mean Empath Abbey... a quiet place of reflection. ON=ARTIFACT SAY=What artifact dost thou speak of? ON=CONSERVATORY SAY=Oh, I've played the Conservatory many times. ON=COOL SAY=The cool breeze chills me so, as history wanes and children grow. ON=INTERESTING SAY=Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ON=MAGIC SAY=Magic of words and spell. A wicked tale that they do tell. ON=MINSTREL SAY=A bard of spirit and song. Of tales both short and long. ON=MUSIC SAY=Music, so sweet to thine ear. It's all I can do and all that I hear. ON=NEWS SAY=News be happy and true or lies and blue. ON=SONG ON=PLAY SAY=I can play all day, but I play for pay. ON=RUMOR ON=RUMOUR SAY=Like words on the winds of a storm. Some have shape, others no form. ON=TALE SAY=I spin a tale of woe and greed, of loose talk and mugs of mead. ON=TROUBAD ON=TROUBADOUR SAY=A Troubadour be I, with songs that bring a smile or makes one cry. ON=WHEREMONKS SAY=Monks be here and there, but who knows exactly where? //RANDOM=Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief. All kill their inspiration and sing about the grief. [SPEECH jobBardMaster] //GUILDMASTER Bard DEFAULT=Perhaps things would be fine if thou spokest in a rhyme? ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Hail! ON=Job ON=What do you do ON=BARD SAY=I make lovely music and song, with tales short or long! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Farewell, friend. BYE return 1 ON=ABBEY ON=EMPATH SAY=Abbey? A fine girl with a beautiful voice. Oh, you mean Empath Abbey... a quiet place of reflection. ON=ARTIFACT SAY=What artifact dost thou speak of? ON=CONSERVATORY SAY=Oh, I've played the Conservatory many times. ON=COOL SAY=The cool breeze chills me so, as history wanes and children grow. ON=INTERESTING SAY=Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ON=MAGIC SAY=Magic of words and spell. A wicked tale that they do tell. ON=MINSTREL SAY=A bard of spirit and song. Of tales both short and long. ON=MUSIC SAY=Music, so sweet to thine ear. It's all I can do and all that I hear. ON=NEWS SAY=News be happy and true or lies and blue. ON=SONG ON=PLAY SAY=I can play all day, but I play for pay. ON=RUMOR ON=RUMOUR SAY=Like words on the winds of a storm. Some have shape, others no form. ON=TALE SAY=I spin a tale of woe and greed, of loose talk and mugs of mead. ON=TROUBAD ON=TROUBADOUR SAY=A Troubadour be I, with songs that bring a smile or makes one cry. ON=WHEREMONKS SAY=Monks be here and there, but who knows exactly where? ON=JOIN ON=GUILD SAY=Spend some time writing songs, friend. Then we'll see. ON=MASTER SAY=I have spent years travelling the countryside, spreading songs and great tales. //RANDOM=Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief. All kill their inspiration and sing about the grief. [EOF]