//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia x Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian x's // Current Keyword List: // job, what*do*do, butcher, profession, occupation, beef, buy, poultry, ham, cut, fresh, meat // [SPEECH jobBUTCHER] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a butcher, . SAY Why, I cut fresh meat, . SAY I see to it that people like thee have fresh meat. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm a butcher. SAY I cut fresh meat, . SAY It's my job to cut up fresh meat. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*beef* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Aye, I take only the finest parts of the cow. SAY A good steak is an excellent way to enjoy the day. SAY Aye, , after all, cows are for more than milk. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Aye, I use a well-fattened cow. SAY A good steak is a great dinner. SAY Aye, , after all, cows are for more than milk. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*buy* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Thou wouldst like to purchase fresh meat? SAY I have beef, ham, and poultry, , if either is to thy liking. SAY Perhaps thou wouldst be interested in some cut meat. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I have several meats for sale. SAY I have beef, ham, and poultry, , if that's what thou wants. SAY I can get thee some cut up meat. ENDDO ENDIF BUY ON=*poultry* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I hear many people prefer chicken to beef. SAY Ah, yes, chicken makes for a fine meat for lunch. SAY Aye, , both light meat and dark. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Lotsa people like chicken better'n beef. SAY Chicken's a good lunch meat. SAY Aye, , both light meat and dark. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*ham* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I suggest some for breakfast, myself. SAY Whether roasted or baked, a good ham makes for a good meal. SAY I must say, I have never met a pig I did not like. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I like ham for breakfast. SAY A good ham's a good meal. SAY I ain't never met a pig I didn't like. ENDDO ENDIF ON=*cut* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Why, I sell only the best cuts of meat, . SAY It takes many years to learn the best parts of a beast. SAY 'Tis very important to me to cut away the gristle and tendons. Who wants to eat that? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Why, I sell only the best cuts of meat, . SAY It takes a while to learn the best parts of an animal. SAY 'Tis very important to me to cut away the gristle and tendons. Who wants to eat that? ENDDO ENDIF ON=*fresh* ON=*meat* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Aye, , none of that salted meat for my patrons. SAY Why, of course I sell only the freshest cuts. SAY I do not sell anything killed more than three days past, . ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Aye, , none of that salted meat for my customers. SAY Why, of course I sell only the best cuts. SAY I don't sell anything killed more than three days past, usually. ENDDO ENDIF DEFAULT=I do not understand thee. ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Greetings friend! ON=Job ON=What do you do SAY=I am a butcher of fine meats and poultry. ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Goodbye. BYE return 1 ON=Beef SAY=I carve beef from the best ranchers in the land. ON=Butcher SAY=I am a butcher by trade. ON=Cut SAY=The cutting of meat is a trade that is passed down from father to son and mother to daughter. ON=fresh SAY=My meat and poultry are always fresh. You can always tell the freshness of meat by the stains on my apron. ON=Ham SAY=My ham is cut and spiced with cloves for the best taste! ON=Meat SAY=I can provide any cut of meat you desire. ON=Poultry SAY=Some of my poultry is provided by local farmers and hunters. //RANDOM=My father was a butcher, my mother cut the meat and I was the little wiener that ran up and down the street. Ha ha! [EOF]