//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Jailor Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Jailor's // Current Keyword List: // job, work, what*do*do, profession, occupation, jail, prison, Prisoner, // guard, keeper, turnkey // [SPEECH jobJailor] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I'm the jailkeeper! SAY I'm the turnkey for this jail. SAY I'm a jailor, an official of the crown! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm the jailkeeper! SAY I'm the turnkey for this jail. SAY I'm a jailor! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I'm the jailkeeper. SAY I'm the turnkey for this jail. SAY I'm a jailor, an officer of the crown! ENDIF ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm the jailkeeper. SAY I'm the turnkey for this jail. SAY I'm a jailor, an officer of the crown of Britannia! ENDIF ENDIF ON=*jail* ON=*prison* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY No one's ever escaped from my jail. SAY Keep bothering me with thy jabber, thou'lt learn more about my jail than thou wish to know. SAY There's no one in this jail who doesn't deserve to be here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY No one's ever escaped from my jail. SAY Keep botherin' me an' thou'lt learn more about my jail than thou wish to know. SAY No one's in this jail who don't deserve to be. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY No one ever escapes from my jail. SAY Keep bothering me with thy jabber, thou'lt learn more about my jail than thou wish to know. SAY There's no one in this jail who doesn't deserve to be here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY No one's escaped from my jail. SAY Keep botherin' me with thy jabber, thou'lt learn more about my jail than thou wish to know. SAY Ain't no one in this jail who don't deserve to be here. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY No one has ever escaped from my jail. SAY If thou dost continue to annoy me, then thou might just have some personal knowledge of the jails here. SAY All of our visitors have earned a stay here. None are undeserving, so to speak. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY No one's ever escaped from my jail. SAY Keep blatherin' at me an' thou might just have some personal 'sperience of the jails here. SAY All our visitors have earned their way here. None are unworthy, so to speak. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Prisoner* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners may not receive visitors. Be off. SAY The prisoners are my concern and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are my precious lambs and I love 'em like a mother. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners can't have visitors. Be off. SAY The prisoners are my business and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are my little lambs and I loves 'em like a mother. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners may not receive visitors. Off with thee! SAY The prisoners are my concern and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are my precious lambs and I love 'em like a mother. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners can't have visitors. Off with thee! SAY The prisoners are my problem and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are my lambs and I loves 'em like a mother. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners may not receive visitors. Be gone. SAY The prisoners are my concern and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are my precious lambs and I love them like a mother would a rotten child. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The prisoners can't have no visitors. Be gone. SAY The prisoners are my business and none of thine. SAY These prisoners are in my care and I loves 'em like a mother would her kid. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*guard* ON=*keeper* ON=*turnkey* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY I guard my prisoners like a mother hen keeps her chicks. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ELSE SAY I have duties to perform, and no more time for thy foolish questions. LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY I guards my prisoners like a hen keeps her chicks. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ELSE SAY I got duties to perform, and no more time for questions. LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY I guards my prisoners like a mother hen keeps her chicks. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ELSE SAY I have duties to perform, and no more time for thy foolish questions. LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY I guards my prisoners like a mother hen keeps her chicks. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ELSE SAY I got duties to perform, and no more time for thy foolish questions. LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I guards my prisoners like a mother hen keeps her chicks. SAY I have duties to perform, and no more time for thy foolish questions. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I guards my prisoners like a mother hen keeps her chicks. SAY I got duties to perform, and no more time for questions. SAY I make sure this lot stays right here where they belong. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF //JAILOR //DEFAULT=I do not understand thee. ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Wot ya want? ON=Job ON=What do you do SAY=I locks 'em up good and tight... no good rogues. ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Leave me be already. BYE return 1 ON=GUARD SAY=I'm da jailor, not some fancy guard. ON=JAIL SAY=It's my jail and I does what I likes. ON=KEEPER SAY=This ain't no zoo so I ain't no keeper, but some a dem guys are animals. ON=PRISON SAY=Nobody but nobody has eve' broke outta here, believe you me. ON=PRISONER SAY=He fell, he did. I swears he fell. ON=TURNKEY SAY=You ain't gonna git no key from me. //RANDOM=Wha's this then? Back so soon? Havin' yer way wit da chickens again? [EOF]