//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Laborer Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Laborers // Current Keyword List: // work, labor, job, what*do*do // [SPEECH jobLaborer] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* ON=*labor* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY Thou askest after my work? Well, I tell thee frankly: I do makework, I labor under the sun that roasts my bones, and I break my back for petty rewards and much disrespect! SAY My job is that of laborer, and a paltry lot 'tis! Gladly would I set it aside, for my life is miserable. SAY My job? Dost THOU wish it? Thou canst have it! Being a laborer such as I am hath ruined my life and left me hopeless and in despair. SAY vrgrumbfr PLOTTING sgarfifmfl BUGGEREM nrgfrafmalms LORD BRITISH ifinimirik G'ORF, THEE! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY None treat a laborer with common decency! SAY I'm a laborer and 'tis miserable. SAY My job? Thou canst have it!. SAY Don't turn around, but there's a garfink followin' thee. DON'T TURN AROUND! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY I hate bein' a laborer! SAY I'm a laborer and 'tis awful. SAY If thou wants me job, thou kin have it! SAY Casey? Is't thee Casey? I know what thou did. I KNOW WHAT THOU DID. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY 'Tis not the best life in the world to be a laborer. My life has oft been better than 'tis now. SAY Thou askest after my labor? Well, I slave away for little reward. 'Tis not as bad as it could be, I suppose, but 'tis not a wonderful life either. SAY To be a laborer is an unhappy life indeed--at least, 'tis so for me. SAY Where's me welk? WHERE'S ME DAMN WELK!? ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY The life of a laborer is not the best. SAY I do a lot and get little back. Life could be worse, but... SAY I don't like being a laborer much. SAY 'Ere, smell this. Think it's gone over? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY Well, I's just a dumb laborer. SAY I don' get paid 'nough for bein' a laborer. SAY I don' like bein' a laborer much. SAY Get orf, thee. This town already got an idiot, an it don't needa nother. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am a laborer, and working is how I spend my days. SAY I wish I could tell thee wonderful details of my work, but I am just a laborer. SAY I am just a laborer, and my life hath nothing special about it. I live out my days much as anyone else. SAY Millennium hand and shrimp! SAY OODIE VOODIE BOODIE DOODIE! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I am a laborer. SAY There is nothing much to know of me, for I am just a laborer. SAY I'm just a laborer, so there is not much to tell thee. SAY Gorra copper frien'? Sparra copper ferra vetrin? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY I's a laborer. SAY Nothin' to tell, I's just a laborer. SAY What, thou wants to know about bein' a laborer?. SAY I AIN'T drunk! I'm an IDIOT! So there! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I enjoy my work, even if 'tis only that of a common laborer. SAY I believe that even we laborers have much to offer, and my life is happy enough that my belief has not been questioned. SAY I am but a laborer, yet my life is content. I rejoice in the sunshine and the song of birds, I marvel at the sky full of stars, and I welcome those whom I love into my home. Canst thou say the same? SAY Oooh. Colors. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I like being a laborer. SAY I am a laborer, and 'tis a good life. SAY I am happy as a laborer, for the world is good to me. SAY Hmmph? Hmpph. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY I likes bein' a laborer. SAY I's happy to be a laborer. 'Tis challenging work. SAY I's best suited to be a laborer, so I is one. SAY I don't think... Hmmm. I don't, do I? ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [EOF]