//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Pirate Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Pirate's // Current Keyword List: // job, what*do*do, profession, occupation, Pirate, Scum, Matey, Sailor, ship, // sail, captain*? [SPEECH jobPirate] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY Job? I TAKE what I want! Why should I need a job? SAY Job? I don't need no stinking job! ENDDO ELSE SAY I'll demonstrate! I.ATTACK ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 3 ) > 1 ) DORAND 2 SAY Job? I TAKE what I want! Why should I need a job? SAY Job? I don't need no job! ENDDO ELSE SAY I'll show thee! I.ATTACK ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Job? A job is what regular sailors have. SAY I live on the sea. 'Tis no job, but a life! SAY I help my Captain. That's what I do. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Job? A job is what reg'lar sailors got. SAY I live on the sea. Ain't no job, but a life! SAY I help my Captain. That's what I do. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Job? Oh. Yes! I am Arrhh... a sailor! Yeah, that's it! SAY I relieve the economically enhanced citizens of their...Arrhh...heavy loads. SAY I fill mine own pockets, is what I do! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Job? Oh. Yes! I am errr... a sailor! Yeah, that's it! SAY I relieve the economically enhanced citizens of their...er...heavy loads. SAY I fill mine own pockets, is what I do! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Job? Oh. Yes! I am errr... a sailor! Yeah, that's it! SAY I take stuff. SAY I fill my own pockets, is what I do! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Pirate* ON=*Scum* ON=*Matey* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Pull thy sword! SAY I have no patience with thee! SAY Defend thyself, landlubber! ENDDO I.ATTACK ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Pull thy sword! SAY I got no patience with thee! SAY Defend thyself, landlubber! ENDDO I.ATTACK ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Now don't go callin' me, a simple honest sailor, a name like that! SAY 'Tain't right to call me that! SAY Watch thyself. I have little patience. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Now don't go callin' me, a simple honest sailor, a name like that! SAY 'Tain't right to call me that! SAY Watch thyself. I got little patience. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Argh! Thou'rt an ugly one! I like that in a person! SAY Argh! Oh, pardon me! Somthin' lodged there in my throat! SAY Ack! I mean...Argh! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Argh! Thou'rt an ugly one! I like that in a person! SAY Argh! Oh, pardon me! Somthin' lodged there in my throat! SAY Ack! I mean...Argh! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Sailor* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Argh! A pirate's life is a happy life! SAY I'm more than a sailor, mate! SAY Don't have to justify myself to anyone! Not a soul! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Argh! A pirate's life is a happy life! SAY I'm more than a sailor, mate! SAY Don't have to justify myself to anyone! Not a soul! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Argh! A pirate's life is a happy life! SAY I'm more than a sailor, mate! SAY Don't gotta justify myself to anyone! Not a soul! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Ah! A pirate's life is a happy life! SAY Take me from the sea, an' I'll have to kill ye! SAY Never take a pirate from his ship! I tell thee that now! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Ah! A pirate's life is a happy life! SAY Take me from the sea, an' I'll have to kill ye! SAY Never take a pirate from 'is ship! I tell thee that now! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Yup! A pirate's - er a sailor's life is a happy life! SAY I'll remain a sailor till I die! ENDDO ENDIF ON=*ship* ON=*sail* ON=*captain*?* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I've sailed with the best captains on the sea! 'Course, they're all dead, now. SAY I've sailed with the best! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I sailed with the best captains on the sea! 'Course, they're all dead, now. SAY I sailed with the best! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I've sailed with the best captains on the sea! 'Course, they're all dead, now. Or in prison. SAY I'll get my own ship someday! Even if I have to die to do it! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I sailed with the best captains on the sea! 'Course, they're all dead, now. Or in prison. SAY I'll get my own ship someday! Even if I gotta die to do it! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Someday, I'll BE the best captain on the sea! SAY I shall have my own ship, soon! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Someday, I'll BE the best captain on the sea! SAY I'll have my own ship, soon! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF //PIRATE // DEFAULT=Ar matey, yer not talkin' sense! ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Ah! Greetings, thou pasty faced landlubber! ON=Job ON=What do you do SAY=What do I do? I plunder. I pillage. I rape. I murder. I sail the seven seas! Can you not guess? Ar! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Heave ho with yer! BYE return 1 ON=CAPTAIN? SAY=I *might* be a pirate captain, who's wantin' ter know? ON=MATEY ON=PIRATE SAY=Hey, I'm the only pirate I can see at the moment, MATEY. ON=SAIL ON=SAILOR ON=SHIP SAY=If yers wantin' to talk about sailin', ask someone who cares -- like a sissy sailor. ON=SCUM SAY=I'll swab the decks with ya! AR! //RANDOM=I'm a poorrrr orrrrrphannn boyyyyyyy......! [EOF]