//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Sailor Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Sailor's // Current Keyword List: // p*word*?, job, what*do*do, profession, occupation, Pirate, Sailor, ship, sail // [SPEECH jobSailor] ON=*p*word*?* IF ( ) SAY Don't be callin' me a pirate, fool! ELIF ( ) SAY Don't call me a pirate, simpleton! ELSE SAY Pirate, idiot! Don't call me a pirate! ENDIF ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY I've been a sailor all my life! SAY I'm a sailor, my friend! SAY I sail the seas of Britannia! SAY If I can't be a sailor, let me be nothin' else! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY Been a sailor all my life! SAY I'm a sailor, my friend! SAY I sail the seas of Britannia! SAY If I ain't a sailor, I don' wanna be nothin' else! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I'm a sailor, I am! And don't be callin' me the 'P' word! SAY I'm a sailor, my friend! SAY I'm just an honest sailor, I am! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a sailor, my friend! SAY I'm just an honest sailor, I am! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY I'm a sailor! And I wouldn't have it another way! SAY I'm an honest sailor, ! SAY I sail the seas of Britannia, ! SAY I'm a sailor. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY I'm a sailor! And I wouldn't have it no other way! SAY I'm an honest sailor, ! SAY I sail the seas of Britannia, ! SAY I'm a sailor. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Pirate* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I'll not be called that! 'Tis a sailor I am! SAY Don't be using language like that to an honest sailor! SAY Don't be calling me that! I'm no pirate! ENDDO ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Now don't go callin' an honest sailor a name like that! SAY Now, who says I'm one o' them no-good murderin' devils? I'm just a sailor. That's all. SAY I'm no murderin' fool! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Now don't go callin' an honest sailor a name like that! SAY Now, who says I'm one o' them no-good murderin' devils? I'm just a sailor. That's all. SAY I ain't no murderin' fool! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Please, , I am an honest sailor. I swear it! SAY I'm just an honest sailor! SAY I'm an honest sailor, ! Not a pirate! ENDDO ENDIF ON=*Sailor* IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Give me the sea any day! SAY That would be me! A sailor, I mean. SAY I love my life! ENDDO ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Yes, I do love the smell of the sea and the movement of the deck under my feet. SAY I'd rather be sailing than standing here talking to thee! No offense meant, . SAY I've been a sailor for many years! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Yup, I do love the smell of the sea and the movement of the boat under my feet. SAY I'd rather be sailin' than standin' here talking to thee! No offense meant, . SAY I been a sailor for many years! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Ah! A sailor's life is a happy life! SAY I am quite content being a sailor. Not many can say that! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Ah! A sailor's life is a happy life! SAY I'm pretty happy bein' a sailor. Not many can say that! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*ship* ON=*sail* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Sailin's in the blood! Couldn't quit if I wanted to! SAY If I couldn't be a sailor, I'd have to be a dead man! SAY I do so love the sea! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Sailin's in the blood! Couldn't quit if I wanted to! SAY If I couldn't be a sailor, I'd have to be a dead ! SAY I love the sea! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Where there be ships, there be happy sailors! SAY The places I've gone... don't remember any names, but there were some beautiful places! SAY Someday... I'll captain my own ship! ENDDO ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Give me a ship and an open sea and a star to sail her by, , and I can die happy! SAY I've braved many a storm, out on the sea! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Give me a ship and an open sea and a good cap'n, , and I can die happy! SAY I braved many a storm, out on the sea! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [COMMENT SPEECH jobSailor] //SAILOR Default=Wot? ON=Hi ON=Hello ON=Greet ON=Hail SAY=Hail, matey! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Good sailing to you! BYE return 1 ON=job ON=what do you do SAY=I sail the seas, of course! ON=PIRATE SAY=Aye, a rough bunch! They plunder the seas and all who dare to sail it. ON=SAILOR ON=SAIL SAY=There's no nobler way to make a living, friend, than sailing our seas. ON=DRUNKEN SAY=Take 'im and shake 'im and try to wake 'im! ON=SHIP SAY=My own ship is glorious, though my captain would not sell her for any amount of gold. ON=WENCH SAY=Try a tavern or an inn, friend. One wench is as good as the next. //RANDOM=Ah! The exploring the seas! Better than wenching, I say! [EOF]