//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Sculptor Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Sculptors // Current Keyword List: // job, what*do*do, profession, occupation, sculpt, carv, statue // [SPEECH jobSculptor] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a stone carver. SAY I'm a starving artist. I sculpt. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a stone carver. SAY I'm a starvin' artist. I sculpt. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm a sculptor. SAY I create statues and stone carvings. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a sculptor. SAY I make statues and stone carvings. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm an artist, and my chosen medium is stone. SAY I'm quite a well-known sculptor, if I may say so myself. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm an artist, and I work in stone. SAY I'm a well-known sculptor, if I may say so myself. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*sculpt* on=*carv* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Give it any fancy name thou dost like, it is still taking a chisel to rock. SAY I'll carve whatever the customer wants. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY Give it any fancy name thou dost like, it's still taking a chisel to a rock. SAY I'll carve whatever the customer wants. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Give it any fancy name thou likes, it's still takin' a chisel to a rock. SAY I'll carve whatever the customer wants. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I can create anything from a carved brick to a monument. SAY Paint and canvas are fine, but I prefer art I can take a hammer to. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 2 SAY I can carve anything from a brick to a monument. SAY Paint and canvas are fine, but I prefer art I can take a hammer to. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I can make anything - from a carved brick to a monument. SAY Paint and canvas are fine, but I like art I can take a hammer to. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY My art begins as a thought, the most ephemeral of things, yet ends captured eternally in stone. SAY I accept artistic commissions only from the best class of people. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY My art begins as a thought, an' then I beat it into stone. SAY I accept commissions only from the best class of people. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*statue* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Statue, tombstone, water spout, it's all the same to me. SAY I can do statues. Big or little. Whatever thou wouldst like. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Statue, tombstone, water spout, it's all the same to me. SAY I can do statues. Big or little. Whatever thou would like. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I'm presently considering the subject of my next statue. SAY Statues are expensive and take a long time to finish. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm tryin' to think up the subject of my next statue. SAY Statues are expensive and take a long time to finish. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY My statuary is acclaimed from one side of the land to the other. SAY I'll do another statue as soon as I find a worthy subject. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY My carving is liked by lotsa people. SAY I'll do another statue as soon as I find a worthy subject. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [COMMENT SPEECH jobSculptor] //SCULPTOR DEFAULT=I do not understand thee. ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Hail! Wouldst thou care to be immortalized in stone? ON=Job ON=What do you do SAY=I create statues so lifelike, you'd swear you saw 'em breathe! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Farewell. BYE return 1 ON=CARVE SAY=Carve? Faugh! You make my art sound like a turkey dinner... ON=SCULPT SAY=You want me to sculpt you? Let's hope it erodes quickly... ON=STATUE SAY=Some of my best work is statues! Of course, I have been known to moonlight as a waiter - for the inspiration of course. //RANDOM=Anyone want a sculpture? Please? Please?!? [EOF]