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All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Tavern Keepr's Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Tavern Keeper's // Current Keyword List:job,profession,occupation,what*do*do,ale,beer,barmaid, //wench,waitress,food,lunch,breakfast,dinner // // [SPEECH jobTavernKeeper] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and running. SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes. SAY I keep criminals from wrecking up my bar. So watch yourself. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and running. SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes. SAY I keep criminals from wrecking up my bar. So watch yourself. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I run this tavern. SAY I sell fine ales here! SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I run this tavern. SAY I sell fine ales here! SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I run this fine tavern. SAY I sell fine ales here. SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I run this fine tavern. SAY I sell fine ales here. SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=tavern IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business. SAY That's what this is, yes. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business. SAY That's what this is, yes. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business. SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business. SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales. SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales. SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes. SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=ale ON=ales ON=beer IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY Don't steal me ! Ye kin buy it like everyone else. SAY Heh, 'tis good swill for folk like thee. SAY Thee's ugly. Ye want any ? SAY I shouldn't offer them to you, but, I have some fine ales as well. Speciality Ales. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY What dost thou care? Aye, I sell . SAY I shouldn't offer them to you, but, I have some fine ales as well. Speciality Ales. SAY If thou didst go away, perhaps I might offer some %0 as a parting gift. SAY I'll take thy coin for some , but don't expect me to wait on thee hand and foot. SAY Thou'rt a bigshot criminal, but if thou wreckest the place I'll set the hounds on thee. SAY Life is hard enough without getting one such as thee drunk. SAY Thou'rt a scruffy . Aye, I sell drink fit for such as thee. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY . Aye, I sell it. Lookee here, life is a pig's arse and me, I sell %0. Ain't no justice, I tell ye. SAY Ales? Aye, I have the norm, plus our speciality ales. SAY Sell ? My life is so rough I DRINK it. All day. Night too. SAY If'n ye want I got some left in the cracked cask there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY I sell fine which I have brought in. In these hard times, 'tis often difficult. SAY Ales? Aye, I have the norm, plus our speciality ales. SAY My life is very hard, but I know enough to purchase the best brews to be had. SAY 'Tis expensive to bring in the , and with the sorry state of my life I can ill-afford it. But I have it. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY Twould be an honor to serve thee from my casks, if thou dost deign to drink the brew of one as ill-fortuned as I. SAY May I offer you one of our speciality ales ? They are the finest in all the lands. SAY I fear my rough brew may not be sufficient for subtle palate. After all, naught I do these days serves well enough. SAY Aye, the finest %0 only for $milord/milady$. If it please thee, carry d of my brewing with thee. I could use the customers, these difficult days. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY Twould be an honor to sell thee some . SAY May I offer you one of our speciality ales ? They are the finest in all the lands. SAY Only the best %0 for . SAY Oh, my brewing would surely not be good enough for one such as thee... but wouldst thou like to try it? ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=barmaid ON=wench ON=waitress IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY No shortage of the wenches about, though I doubt any would spend time with thee. So 'tis not likely that I would offer thee a job. SAY Aye, barmaids, wenches, waitresses. Who can afford to pay them these days? Plannest thou to steal one away or somesuch? Seek thee a sister in thy villainy? SAY Don't touch her, she may bite. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY No shortage of the wenches about, though I doubt any would spend time with thee. So 'tis not likely that I would offer thee a job. SAY Aye, barmaids, wenches, waitresses. Who can afford to pay them these days? Plannest thou to steal one away or somesuch? Seek thee a sister in thy villainy? SAY Don't touch her, she may bite. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY If thou harmest or even lookest sideways at my barmaids, I'll call the guards. SAY She is her own woman, though I suspect she would sneer at the likes of thee. Not one to succumb to the life thou dost live. SAY Do not pester the help. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY If thou harmest or even lookest sideways at my barmaids, I'll call the guards. SAY She is her own woman, though I suspect she would sneer at the likes of thee. Not one to succumb to the life thou dost live. SAY Do not pester the help. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY She would be pleased to meet thee, no doubt. SAY What of her? She works hard. SAY The barmaids get quite a lot of unwanted attention, this being an establishment where men drink. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY She would be pleased to meet thee, no doubt. SAY What of her? She works hard. SAY The barmaids get quite a lot of unwanted attention, this being an establishment where men drink. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=food ON=lunch ON=breakfast ON=dinner IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Aye, %0 is for sale. With the state of the world these days, I begin to suspect all is for sale, even the well-being of poor folk like me. SAY Indeed, I will sell thee %0. If 'twould improve my lot in life, I'd sell thee the business! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Aye, %0 is for sale. With the state of the world these days, I begin to suspect all is for sale, even the well-being of poor folk like me. SAY Indeed, I will sell thee %0. If 'twould improve my lot in life, I'd sell thee the business! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I can sell thee %0. SAY %0? I can sell thee that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I can sell thee %0. SAY %0? I can sell thee that. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY A stout meal can cure many ills. I can supply %0 if thou needest it. SAY Certainly we can serve thee %0 if thou dost desire it. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY A stout meal can cure many ills. I can supply %0 if thou needest it. SAY Certainly we can serve thee %0 if thou dost desire it. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=speciality IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself. SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=amber IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale. SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=smoked IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed. SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=honey IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey. SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=brown IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness. SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=spiced IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients. SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=stout IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time. SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=oktoberfest IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom. SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [COMMENT SPEECH jobTAVERNKEEPER] //TAVERNKEEPER DEFAULT=Eh? I must be deaf. I do not understand thee. ON=BUY BUY ON=SELL SELL ON=Hi ON=Hello ON=Greet ON=Hail SAY=Hearty greetings! ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Farewell, friend. BYE return 1 ON=deaf ON=hearing SAY=I apologize. We occasionally feature loud bards for entertainment. I fear I am quite deaf! ON=EMPATH ON=ABBEY SAY='Tis a boring place -- no drinking, no wenches. Only solitary rooms and books! ON=ARTIFACT SAY=Our regular bartender is so ancient, we do sometimes refer to him as "The Artifact." ON=BARMAID SAY=Keep your hands off my girlies, friend. ON=TAVERN ON=ALE ON=DRINK ON=BEER SAY=Our beer's the best! If you'd like watered down horse spit, try some other tavern. ON=FOOD ON=BREAKFAST ON=DINNER ON=LUNCH SAY=Nothing like good food to help digest ale! ON=HINT ON=INFO SAY=We serve fine food and drink. For more help than that, may I suggest you call a GM? ON=MAGIC SAY=If I catch anyone creating food with magic, I'll be quite upset. It undercuts our market. ON=NEWS SAY=I hear the pie is excellent today! ON=ITCH ON=SCRATCH ON=RUMOR ON=RUMOUR SAY=I wasn't going to mention it, but do be careful in your choice of wenches. Some may leave you itchy. ON=TO DO SAY=I have to remember to see a doctor about this itch... ON=WAITRESS SAY=Keep your hands to yourself. The wenches are for the wenching, waitresses for the uh.. waiting. ON=WENCH SAY=Oh the finest wenches this side of Empath Abbey, friend! You may have to haggle for a good price. ON=WHERE*MONKS SAY=This is not a holy place. Try the abbey. //RANDOM=All day long it's scratch scratch scratch! I fear I will have no skin left! [EOF]