//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Waiter Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Waiters // Current Keyword List: // job, what*do*do, food, drink, wine, ale, cider, booz, liquor, alcohol, // waiter, server, waitperson, server, Service // [SPEECH jobWaiter] ON=*job* ON=*work* ON=*what*do*do* ON=*profession* ON=*occupation* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a waiter. SAY I am a food distribution specialist. SAY I serve food to slobs like thee. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a waiter. SAY I am a food response specialist. SAY I serve food to slobs like thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I'm a waiter. SAY I serve food to slobs like thee. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a waitperson. SAY I wait on people like thee. SAY I serve food. ENDDO ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY I am a server, . SAY Food service, . SAY I wait on people like thee, hand and foot. To a reasonable degreeSAY ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm a server, . SAY Food service, . SAY I wait on people like thee, hand and foot. To a reasonable degree. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*food* ON=*drink* ON=*wine* ON=*ale* ON=*cider* ON=*booz* ON=*liquor* ON=*alcohol* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY What, didst thou want something? SAY Didst thou think to eat here? SAY I'm sorry - what art thou blathering about? SAY Thou weren't planning on eating here, by chance? SAY Oh! Thou dost want food!SAY ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY What, did thou want somethin'? SAY Did thou think to eat here? SAY Sorry - what are thou blatherin' about? SAY Thou weren't plannin' on eatin' here, by chance? SAY Oh! Thou wants food!SAY ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Thou mayest have whatever is available. SAY The food here is reasonably good, . SAY We should have a fairly wide choice of food. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Thou may have whatever's available. SAY The food here's pretty good, . SAY We got a pretty good choice of food. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The food and drink here are excellent! SAY The food and drink here are quite good! SAY The food and drink here is extremely good, . ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The food an' drink here's excellent! SAY The food an' drink here's quite good! SAY The food an' drink here's extremely good, . ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*waiter* ON=*server* ON=*waitperson* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Uh huh. SAY Yeah. SAY That would be me. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Uh huh. SAY Yeah. SAY That'd be me. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY That would be me. SAY Yes? SAY I am here to serve thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY That'd be me. SAY Yes? SAY I'm here to serve. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Please, call us servers. SAY I am here to serve thee as best I can, . SAY If I can help thee, I certainly shall, . ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Please, call us servers. SAY I'm here to serve thee as good as I can, . SAY If I can help thee, I will, . ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*server* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Uh huh. SAY Yeah. SAY That would be me. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Uh huh. SAY Yeah. SAY That'd be me. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY That would be me. SAY Yes?SAY ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY That'd be me. SAY Yeah?SAY ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Yes, I am one of those. SAY The life of a server is the life I lead. SAY Yes, my life is in the service patrons such as thee. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Yes, I am one of those. SAY The life of a server is the life I lead. SAY Yes, my life is in the service of food items. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Yes, I'm one of those. SAY The life of a server is the life I lead. SAY Yes, my life is in the service of food stuff. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Service* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Live to serve, that's me! SAY I don't think I could make through the day without someone telling me 'I want this' - or 'I want that'. SAY Yessiree! A life of service! That's me! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Live to serve, that's me! SAY I don't think I'd make it through the day 'thout someone telling me 'I want this' or 'I want that'. SAY Yessiree! A life of service! That's me! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. SAY Thou dost need something? What do I say? Of course thou dost need something. I am, after all, here to serve thee. SAY Oh, thou were speaking to me? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Oh, sorry, I weren't listenin'. SAY Thou needs somethin'? What am I sayin'? Of course thou needs something. I am, after all, here to serve thee. SAY Oh, thou were speakin' to me? ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 2 SAY I was born to serve. SAY I so enjoy serving people such as thyself. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY I's born to serve. SAY I so like servin' people like thee. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [COMMENT SPEECH] //WAITER/WAITRESS DEFAULT=I do not understand thee. ON=BUY BUY ON=SELL SELL ON=Hail ON=Hi ON=Greet ON=Hello SAY=Hello, I am at your service. ON=Bye ON=Goodbye ON=Farewell SAY=Farewell. Tips are gladly accepted! BYE return 1 ON=job ON=what do you do SAY=I serve up the best food and drink in the land. ON=ALE ON=CIDER SAY=We serve the finest you will ever taste! ON=DRINK SAY=Might I suggest our fine ale? ON=FOOD SAY=Our ale will go well with any type of food. ON=SERVER SAY=I am your server today, how may I help you? ON=SERVICE SAY=So you want service do you? Well then, order up stranger. ON=WAITER SAY=Would you like to start the evening with some fine ale? ON=WAITPERSON SAY=OK, I will wait, but stop calling me person. ON=WINE SAY=Yes we do have wine. Oh, and fine ale as well. //RANDOM=Join me in a song? 99 bottles of ale on the wall, 99 bottles of ale... [EOF]