//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia Needs Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian NPC Needs // Current Keyword List: you need, you want, you require, thou need, thou want, thou require, // you lacking, you needing, What's wrong, // What is wrong, How*you, Are you*well, How art thou, Art thou*well, you fare, thou fare [SPEECH spk_needs] ON=*you need* ON=*you want* ON=*you require* ON=*thou need* ON=*thou want* ON=*thou require* ON=*you lacking* ON=*you needing* ON=*What's wrong* ON=*What is wrong* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( RAND( 9 ) > 2 ) && strlen() DORAND 7 SAY I need ! SAY I lack ! SAY I don't have ! SAY I require ! SAY If thou dost want to help, bring me . SAY I am in most dire need of . SAY Bring me or leave me be! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Get thee away from me! SAY Leave me be! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 9 ) > 2 ) && strlen() DORAND 7 SAY I need ! SAY I got no ! SAY I don't got ! SAY I gotta get ! SAY If thou wants to help, bring me . SAY I'm in need of . SAY Get me or leave me alone! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 2 SAY Get away from me![Leave] SAY Leave me be![Leave] ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( strlen()) IF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY I need . If thou dost happen upon some, please bring it here. SAY My supply is severely lacking! SAY I don't have any ! SAY I require more ! SAY If thou dost want to help, bring me . SAY We seem to be short of . SAY Bring me if thou art able. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I need . If thou'rt havin' it, bring it here. SAY My is gone! SAY I don't got no ! SAY I need more ! SAY If thou'rt wantin' to help, bring me . SAY We're short o' . SAY Bring me if thou'rt able. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY I have found myself in short supply of . If thou dost happen upon some, I ask thee to please bring it here. SAY My supply is lacking! If thou wouldst help, I would deeply appreciate it! SAY I don't have ! I need ! SAY I require more ! We ALL require more ! SAY If thou dost bring me , it would be very helpful! SAY We are short of . It is important that this is remedied SAY Bring me if thou art able. And willing. 'Twould help greatly! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I got no . If thou have some, I'd ask thee to bring it here. SAY My is gone! Please help, if thou'rt able! SAY I don't got ! I need ! SAY I need some more ! We ALL need s'more ! SAY If thou'lt bring me , t'would be helpful! SAY We're low on . 'Tis important that this is fixed. SAY Bring me ! 'Twould help me lots! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) IF ( ) IF ( RAND( 7 ) > 3 && strlen()) DORAND 4 SAY I'm doing well enough, thank thee! Don't bother thyself with my needs. SAY Well, I don't have as much as I'd like. But I'm not suffering for it. SAY I've no idea what thou dost mean. SAY I am fine with what I currently have, thank thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Nothing, thanks! SAY Do not bother me! SAY Get thee away! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( RAND( 7 ) > 3 && strlen()) DORAND 4 SAY I'm doing well enough, thank thee! SAY Well, I don't have as much as I'd like. But I'm not suffering for it. SAY I've no idea what thou dost mean. SAY I am fine, thank thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Nothing, thanks! SAY Do not bother me! SAY Get thee away! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 7 ) > 3 && strlen()) DORAND 4 SAY I'm doing good, thanks! SAY Well, I ain't got as much as I'd like. But I ain't dyin' for it. SAY I ain't got no idea what thou'rt meanin'. SAY I'm fine, thank thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I don't need nothin', thanks! SAY Don't bother me! SAY Get away! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( strlen()) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY I am doing well, just now. But if thou dost happen upon some , I could use more. SAY My supply is getting low. SAY I'm doing well enough, now. SAY I require nothing. SAY I don't know. I guess I could use some more . SAY Things seem to be going well. SAY I'm doing well enough. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I'm doing good, now. But if thou find some , I could use it. SAY My is gettin' low. SAY I'm doing good, now. SAY I don't need nothin'. SAY I don't know. I could use some more . SAY Things seem to be goin' well. SAY I'm doin' well enough. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ELSE IF ( strlen()) IF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I seem to be doing well enough, now, thank thee . SAY I want for nothing! SAY I seem to have all that I need. Thank thee, though. SAY I am well, . Thank thee for thy concern. SAY Well, a little more couldn't hurt. But I do not suffer for lack of it. SAY I'm doing well enough. Don't worry thyself with my needs. SAY I'm fine. Do not bother thyself with my petty life, ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I seem to be doing well enough, now, thank thee . SAY I want for nothing! SAY I seem to have all that I need. Thank thee, though. SAY I am well, . Thank thee for thy concern. SAY Well, a little more couldn't hurt. But I do not suffer for lack of it. SAY I'm doing well enough. SAY I'm fine. Do not bother thyself with my petty life, ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I seem to be doin' well enough, now, thanks . SAY I need nothin'! SAY I got all I need. Thanks, though. SAY I'm good, . Thanks for the concern. SAY Well, a bit more couldn't hurt. But I ain't sufferin' for it. SAY I'm doing good enough. SAY I'm fine. Don't bother with my petty life, ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) IF ( ) IF ( RAND( 6 ) > 3 ) DORAND 3 SAY Nothing, thank thee. SAY I'm doing great! I am in need of absolutely nothing! SAY I want for nothing. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm doing well enough with what I have. Now please leave me alone. SAY I am just fine as I am, thank thee. I must attend to other things, now. SAY 'Tis none of thy concern! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( RAND( 6 ) > 3 ) DORAND 3 SAY Nothing, thank thee. SAY I'm doing great! Don't need a thing! SAY I want for nothing. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm doing well enough with what I have. Now please leave me alone. SAY I am just fine as I am, thank thee. I must attend to other things, now. SAY 'Tis none of thy concern! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND( 6 ) > 3 ) DORAND 3 SAY Nothin', thank thee. SAY I'm doin' great! Don't need nothin'. SAY I don't need nothin'. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY I'm doin' well enough. Now please leave me alone. SAY I'm just fine with what I got, thanks. I must look to other things, now. SAY 'Tis none of thy concern! ENDDO LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I am doing particularly well, just now, with what I have. SAY I'm doing very well, thank thee. I need nothing. SAY I'm doing quite well with what I have on hand. SAY I require nothing, really. SAY I'm as happy as could be expected. I need nothing. SAY Things seem to be going quite well, thank thee. I don't need anything that I'm aware of. SAY I'm doing quite well enough! Thy help is unnecessary. But thank thee. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I am doing particularly well, just now. Don't need a thing. SAY I'm doing very well with what I have, thank thee. SAY I'm doing quite well with what I have. SAY I require nothing, really. SAY I'm as happy as could be expected. I don't need anything. SAY Things seem to be going quite well right now, thank thee. I don't need a thing. SAY I'm doing quite well enough with what I have! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I'm doin' fine, just now. SAY I'm fine now, thank thee. SAY I'm doin' good enough. Don't need nothin'. SAY I need nothin', really. SAY I'm happy as could be with what I got. SAY Things seem to be goin' good, thank thee. Don't need a thing. SAY I'm doin' good enough with what I got! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I am doing particularly well, just now, . I need nothing. SAY I am doing very well just now, thank thee. I require nothing. SAY I'm doing quite well, . I need nothing at all. SAY I require nothing at all. SAY I'm as happy as could be, . I'm in need of nothing. SAY Things seem to be going quite well with what I have. Quite well indeed! SAY I'm faring quite well with what I have, thank thee! ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 7 SAY I am doing particularly well, just now, SAY I am doing very well just now, thank thee. I need nothing. SAY I'm doing quite well, . I don't need a thing. SAY I require nothing at all. SAY I'm as happy as could be with what I have, SAY Things seem to be going quite well. Quite well indeed! I need nothing. SAY I'm faring quite well, thank thee! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY I am doin' pretty good, just now, SAY I'm doin' just fine now, thanks. I don't need nothin' SAY I'm doin' well as I am, . Don't need a thing. SAY I don't need nothin' at all. SAY I'm as happy as could be with what I got, SAY Things seem to be goin' good! I don't need nothin' SAY I'm doin' well with what I got, thank thee! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ENDIF ON=*How*you* ON=*Are you*well* ON=*How art thou* ON=*Art thou*well* ON=*you fare* ON=*thou fare* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 6 SAY Horrible! I am in dire need of . SAY Miserable! My supply of has run out! SAY Art thou blind? I am not well at all! SAY I am in need of ! SAY I need . SAY Not well! There is a shortage of . ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 6 SAY Horrible! I am in dire need of . SAY Miserable! My supply of has run out! SAY Art thou blind? I am not well at all! SAY I am in need of ! SAY I need . SAY Not well! There is a shortage of . ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Bad! I need some . SAY Miserable! My has run out! SAY Art thou blind? I ain't good at all! SAY I need ! SAY I want . SAY Not good! We're short o' . ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am not well, unfortunately! I am out of . SAY I am not well at all! SAY We are in need of ! SAY I could use . SAY Not well at all! is in short supply. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am not well, unfortunately! I am out of . SAY I am not well at all! SAY We are in need of ! SAY I could use . SAY Not well at all! is in short supply. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I ain't good, blast it! I'm out o' . SAY I ain't good at all! SAY We're needin' ! SAY I could use . SAY Not good at all! is in short supply. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am not well at all, I fear! My is gone. SAY I am not well, ! SAY We are in need of , ! SAY I could use . Thy help would be wonderful! SAY Not well at all! is in very short supply. With thy help, this problem might be remedied. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am not well at all, I fear! My is gone. SAY I am not well, ! SAY We are in need of , ! SAY I could use . Thy help would be wonderful! SAY Not well at all! is in very short supply. With thy help, this problem might be remedied. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I ain't well at all, I fear! My is gone. SAY I ain't doin' very good, ! SAY We're needin' , ! SAY I could use . Thy help would be 'preciated! SAY Not doin' very good at all! is in real short supply. With thy help, this problem might be fixed. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 8 SAY I am well enough, thank thee. SAY I have no complaints. SAY I am fine. SAY 'Tis none of thy business. SAY Doing well. SAY Just fine. SAY I could use some more , but I'm not sorely wanting for anything. SAY I'm well. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 8 SAY I'm fine, thank thee. SAY I ain't got complaints. SAY I'm fine. SAY 'Tis none of thy business. SAY Doing good. SAY Just fine. SAY I could use some more , but I'm not sorely needin' nothin'. SAY I'm good. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY I am well, fortunately. SAY Doing just fine. SAY We are in need of ! SAY I could use some more . 'Tis not a crucial thing, however. SAY Good. Good. Doing good. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I'm doin' fine. SAY Doing just fine. SAY We're needing ! SAY I could use some more . 'Tis not a big thing, though. SAY Good. Good. Doin' good. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am well. Nothing plagues me at the moment. SAY I am well enough, ! SAY We seem to be fine here, ! SAY Only half so well as thee! SAY Doing just fine, . ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 5 SAY I am well. Nothing plagues me at the moment. SAY I am well enough, ! SAY We seem to be fine here, ! SAY Only half so well as thee! SAY Doing just fine, . ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I'm well. Nothing plagues me at the moment. SAY I'm well enough, ! SAY We seem to be fine here, ! SAY Only half so well as thee! SAY Doing just fine, . ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) IF ( || ) IF ( RAND(7) > 1 ) DORAND SAY I am well enough, thank thee. SAY I have no complaints. SAY I am fine. SAY Doing well. SAY I cannot complain. SAY I'm well. ENDDO ELSE SAY 'Tis none of thy business! Begone! LEAVE ENDIF ELSE IF ( RAND(7) > 1 ) DORAND SAY I'm well enough, thank thee. SAY I ain't got no complaints. SAY I'm fine. SAY Doin' well. SAY I can't complain. SAY I'm well. ENDDO ELSE SAY 'Tis none of thy business! Begone! LEAVE ENDIF ENDIF ELIF ( ) DORAND 6 SAY I am very good, fortunately. SAY I am very well, fortunately. SAY I am doing just fine. SAY Couldn't be better! SAY Just dandy! SAY Very good. Doing good. ENDDO ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY I am very well, fortunately, . SAY I am doing just fine, . SAY Couldn't be better! Not even a little! SAY Just dandy! SAY Very good. Wonderful, in fact! Just great! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I'm real good, . SAY I'm doing just fine, . SAY Couldn't be better! Not even a little! SAY Just dandy! SAY Very good. Wonderful, in fact! Just great! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ENDIF [EOF]