//**************************************************************************** //SPHERE by : Menasoft ©1997-2000 //www.sphereserver.com // All SPHERE script files and formats are copyright Menasoft & Partners. // This file may be freely edited for personal use, but may not be distributed // in whole or in part, in any format without express written permission from // Menasoft & Partners. All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000 // Purpose: Britannia re-hello Script // Notes: for the repeat hellos people will do to make SPHERE's AI look as bad as it really is // Current Keyword List: // hi, hello, greetings, good*see*thee // // [SPEECH spk_rehello] ON=hi ON=*hello* ON=*greetings* ON=*good*see*thee* IF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I greeted thee. Now, GET ON WITH IT! SAY Oh, go soak thy head. I heard thee. SAY HELLO! HELLO! I hear ye, foul vermin. SAY Hello, a dozen times; Hello! Gads. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Was that thee, or a parrot, ? SAY Get to thy point, ! SAY Lose thy greetings and acquire some meaning. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Uh what? Hello. Hm. Could thou repeat that? SAY Er... Did thee say, 'hello,' ? SAY Uh. What? ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY And hello again. How may I help thee, ? SAY Thou said that. SAY Is it me, or art thou repetitive? SAY And hello to thee, again. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 3 SAY Hello again. My, what a friendly . SAY Hee-hee. Hello. Thou art a rascal. SAY What is it thou wishest? SAY Yes, goodtidings to thee as well. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Canst thou say that again? SAY I hear thee. Do I say 'hello' now? SAY Thou art boring. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( || ) IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY How did thou become so notorious repeating thyself? SAY Thou art fearsome and repetitive, . SAY , repeating thyself gets thee nowhere. SAY And to thee, hello and hello again. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I greet thee a thousand times. SAY Yes, , hello. I heard thee. SAY Thou'rt a repetitive to talk to. SAY Uh, right. Art thou having me on? ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY Say 'hello' again and I pour slop on thy armor. SAY WHAT?!?! SAY I'm not worthy, but hello anyways. SAY Are ye talkin' to me? Ye must be, I see no others afoot. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY How did thou become so notorious repeating thyself? SAY Thou art fearsome and repetitive, . SAY , repeating thyself gets thee nowhere. SAY And to thee, hello and hello again. ENDDO ELIF ( ) DORAND 4 SAY I'd think a renown 'd too busy for repeatin' thyself. SAY Yes, I heard thou. SAY So famous, yet so addled. Hello, . SAY I am listening to thee, . But hello anyway. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Hello, . Again, that is. SAY What? I'm confused now. Hello, I guess. SAY I'm not smart. is smart. Hello . ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ENDIF [EOF]