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VERSION=0.54

[SPEECH jobGypsy]
//GYPSY
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
ON=Hail
SAY=Ah, hello traveler.  Do you wish to know your fate?
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
SAY=I am a Gypsy.  I see all and hear all!  I may tell thee... for a price.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=If you were more free with your gold, I could tell you more.  No matter.  Goodbye.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=APPRAISE
SAY=Let me see.  Ah, yes... it's doubtful such a thing would have worth to a person of your means.
ON=CAMP
SAY=Some free advice... do not camp near a swamp.
ON=DESTINY
ON=FORTUNE
ON=PALM
ON=READ
ON=FUTURE
SAY=Perhaps if you cross my palms with gold, the mists clouding your future will clear...
ON=FREEMAN
SAY=Oh yes, every man and woman should be free.  Yet, some are slaves to their destiny.
ON=GYPSIE
ON=GYPSY
SAY=We are a mystical people who know much of destiny.
ON=HIDE
SAY=Beware of the shadows, for they betray the light and only bring fear.
ON=LOCK
SAY=A lock is merely an invitation.
ON=SKILL
SAY=The skill of a Gypsy is known far and near, though stingy travelers may find their fortunes misleading.
ON=STEAL
SAY=Some travelers tire easily if they carry too much.  Gypsies merely help relieve their burden.
ON=THIEF
SAY=A gypsy is not a thief.  Where did you hear such lies?  I shall have to think of a curse...
ON=THIEV
SAY=My people have not stolen anything from you.  Begone!
//RANDOM=Fortunes told!  Palms read! Find your Destiny!

[SPEECH jobMaginCouncil]
//MAGINCIA COUNCIL MEMBER
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
SAY=Yes, yes, hello.  Now what was I saying?
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
SAY=Oh, you again.  I'm a Council Member of this beautiful city.  Now where was I?
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Yes, goodbye already.  Hmm... where did I leave my notes?
	BYE
	return 1
ON=PARLIAMENT
SAY=Hmm?  The parliament is meeting...right now!  I must hurry!
ON=FIND
ON=BUSY
SAY=Please excuse me, I'm very busy.
ON=NOTES
SAY=Ah, you mean my latest speech... I believe it may be in my chambers.  Oh where is that blasted servant?
//RANDOM=*ahem* Citizens, isn't the maintaining the beauty of Magincia of utmost importance?


[SPEECH jobPeasant]
//PEASANT
DEFAULT=Eh?
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
	SAY=Oh. Beg yer pardon.
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
	SAY=I does what I can.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Eh.
	BYE
	return 1
//RANDOM=I'm minding my own business.


[SPEECH jobCook]
//COOK
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=BUY
BUY
ON=SELL
SELL
ON=Hi
ON=Hello
ON=Hail
ON=Greet
SAY=Hello there. You look hungry, friend.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Farewell and eat hearty!
	BYE
	return 1
ON=job
ON=what do you do
SAY=I delight in the culinary arts!
ON=BACON
SAY=Bacon and eggs?  The breakfast of champions!
ON=BEEF
SAY=Oh, I loves beef.  Can eat it for days, I can.
ON=BREAD
SAY=That's right.  Put meat between some bread.  I call it a sandwich.
ON=CAKE
SAY=Ah, a nice piece of cake after a good meal.  Now that's livin'.
ON=CHICKEN
SAY=Oh, use a little mushrooms and cheese to perk that dish right up.
ON=CONSUMPTION
SAY=Is that a sickness?  I hope I don't catch it.
ON=COOK
SAY=I am the best Cook in all the lands!
ON=CRAFT
SAY=A crafty cook is the best cook.  Gotta know just how much salt to add.
ON=FISH
SAY=They say fish is brain food.  Never helped me.
ON=FLOUR
SAY=Roll some fish in Flour and a little milk.  If you fry it, you'll have a crunchy meal!
ON=FOOD
SAY=What type a food ya have a hankerin' for?
ON=HAM
SAY=It's very important that you trim most of the fat off the ham after it's done.
ON=INGREDIENT
SAY=Cayenne pepper is the most sought after ingredient of all of Britannia.
ON=MEAL
SAY=Lots of meat, a nice side dish and a bit of cake is all ya need for a good meal.
ON=MEALS
SAY=Cheese makes a decent meal when you're traveling far.  It keeps well.
ON=MEAT
SAY=I prefer beef to fish, but that's just me.
ON=OVEN
SAY=Oh yes, I've burned me arms on this oven plenty of times.
ON=PASTRY
SAY=A nice tart is what dreams are made of.
ON=PORK
SAY=Ah, the other white meat.  A bit salty for my tastes.
ON=ROAST
SAY=The key to a good roast is the seasonings.
ON=SKILL
SAY=The best skill is learn not to burn your food.
ON=SWEETS
SAY=The ladies love the sweets.  That's why I cook 'em.
ON=VEGETABLES
SAY=You can do so much with a nice potato or tomato.
ON=WHAT<ANY>YOU<ANY>COOK
SAY=If it's dead, I can cook it.  Maybe even half dead.
//RANDOM=Sure, swords and magic are nice, but everyone has to eat.

[SPEECH jobTailor]
//TAILOR
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=BUY
BUY
ON=SELL
SELL
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
SAY=Greetings.
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
SAY=I am a tailor, friend. I make sturdy, practical clothing for adventurers.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Goodbye.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=APRON
SAY=Big, burly blacksmiths wear these types of aprons.
ON=CAPE
ON=COAT
SAY=Everyone should have a cape.  It completes the whole look.
ON=CLOTH
ON=CLOTHES
ON=CLOTHING
SAY=Clothes express who thou are.  And thou... has a few issues...
ON=CLOTHIER
SAY=Oh, that's just a way fancy tailor.
ON=DRESS
SAY=Funny that thou mentions that.  I just made a lovely dress of silk.
ON=GARMENT
SAY=What type of garment does thou speak of?
ON=KILT
SAY=I have kilts in plaid and... well... plaid.
ON=PANT
SAY=I can tailor any pants that thou has.
ON=ROBE
SAY=Robes are very popular these days.
ON=SEW
SAY=Of course I can sew.  What a silly question!
ON=SHAWL
SAY=Shawls are for grandmothers.  Thou needs a cape.
ON=SHIRT
SAY=I do have a few fine silk shirts.
ON=SKILL
ON=THREAD
SAY=I can sew up any item you wish.  Perhaps a nice beret or sash then?
ON=SKIRT
SAY=A well made skirt can really catch the eye.  If that's the look thou desires...
ON=TAILOR
	SAY=Of course I'm a Tailor.  It was my calling in life.
ON=VEST
	SAY=I don't care for vests, they make me look pudgy.
//RANDOM=Thread, buttons and bows.  Tailoring isn't job, but a calling.

[SPEECH jobTailorMaster]
//GUILDMASTER Clothier
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
	SAY=Greetings, lovely friend!
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
	SAY=I am the best clothier in the land!
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Until we meet again...
	BYE
	return 1
ON=CLOTH
	SAY=I offer only the finest cloth, in simply divine colors!
ON=COTTON
	SAY=Thou may even use cotton to make a nice pair of pants. Very breathable, but it may shrink in the rain.
ON=DYE
	SAY=Thou wouldst look regal in purple.
ON=LOOM
	SAY=The loom takes so long.  Patience is definitely a virtue.
ON=WEAVE
	SAY=No, this is my natural hair.  Why dost thou ask?
ON=WOOL
	SAY=Sheep are such filthy animals, but wool makes wonderful tunics.
ON=YARN
	SAY=Oh, I make things with yarn all the time.
ON=GUILD
ON=JOIN
	SAY=I recommend thou develop a sense of color first.
ON=MASTER
	SAY=I'm am a master of cloth, color, and all things frilly.

//RANDOM=Honey, let's talk wardrobe.  Thou needst something mayhap... more slimming?
//DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.

[SPEECH jobFisher]
//FISHERMAN/WOMAN
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=BUY
BUY
ON=SELL
SELL
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
SAY=Greetings.
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
SAY=I enjoy fishing for a living.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Goodbye.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=FISH <ANY>
ON=CATCH
ON=RIVER
ON=SEA
SAY=The best way to catch 'em is to put thine lure in the nearest water, friend.
ON=FISHER
ON=FISHERMAN
ON=FISHERMEN
ON=FISHERWOMAN
SAY=Ahh.. fishing is a simple life. But I've got sounds of the sea, and plenty to eat!
ON=FOOD
SAY=Fish makes a filling meal.  Thou may get more out of a fish if it is cut with a bladed edge.
ON=NETS
SAY=Some use nets, but I prefer a rod.
ON=SKILL
SAY=Watch me a bit, perhaps thou wilt learn?
//RANDOM=Tales of the sea? Ask a sailor!  Taste of the sea?  Well that's my speciality!

[SPEECH jobMerchantMaster]
//GUILDMASTER Merchant
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hail
ON=Hi
ON=Greet
ON=Hello
SAY=Greetings.
ON=Job
ON=What do you do
SAY=I am a GuildMaster Merchant, meaning I instruct in the ways of the service trades.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
	SAY=Goodbye.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=deaf
ON=hearing
SAY=I apologize. We occasionally feature loud bards for entertainment. I fear I am quite deaf!
ON=EMPATH
ON=ABBEY
SAY='Tis a boring place -- no drinking, no wenches.  Only solitary rooms and books!
ON=ARTIFACT
SAY=Our regular bartender is so ancient, we do sometimes refer to him as "The Artifact."
ON=BARMAID
SAY=Keep your hands off my girlies, friend.
ON=TAVERN
ON=ALE
ON=BEER
SAY=Our beer's the best!  If you'd like watered down horse spit, try some other tavern.
ON=FOOD
ON=BREAKFAST
ON=DINNER
ON=LUNCH
SAY=Nothing like good food to help digest ale!
ON=HINT
ON=INFO
SAY=We serve fine food and drink.  For more help than that, may I suggest you call a GM?
ON=MAGIC
SAY=If I catch anyone creating food with magic, I'll be quite upset. It undercuts our market.
ON=NEWS
SAY=I hear the pie is excellent today!
ON=ITCH
ON=SCRATCH
ON=RUMOR
ON=RUMOUR
SAY=I wasn't going to mention it, but do be careful in your choice of wenches.  Some may leave you itchy.
ON=TO DO
SAY=I have to remember to see a doctor about this itch...
ON=WAITRESS
SAY=Keep your hands to yourself.  The wenches are for the wenching, waitresses for the uh.. waiting.
ON=WENCH
SAY=Oh the finest wenches this side of Empath Abbey, friend!  You may have to haggle for a good price.
ON=WHERE<ANY>MONKS
SAY=This is not a holy place.  Try the abbey.
ON=GUILD
SAY=Our guild is rarely open to new members. Business is good.
ON=MASTER
SAY=I am indeed a master, meaning I know more of Merchant ways than you may ever hope to.
ON=JOIN
SAY=So you want to get in on the racket, eh?
//RANDOM=Not everyone is cut out for the service trade.


[SPEECH jobFighter]
//FIGHTER
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hi
ON=Hello
ON=Greet
ON=Hail
SAY=I greet thee.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Hail
	SAY=Farewell.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=PLATE
ON=ARMOR
SAY=Plate Armor's the best, but requires great strength.  Leather is for weaklings.
ON=AXE
SAY=Although the Executioner's Axe is most feared, the Double Axe lasts longer and inflicts more damage.
ON=HALBERD
ON=BARDICHE
SAY=The Bardiche lasts longer in battle than the Halberd, but does less damage.
ON=CROSSBOW
ON=BOW
SAY=A regular bow can be a better albeit less powerful friend than the more unweildy Crossbow.
ON=NORSE HELM
ON=OPEN FACED HELM
ON=HELM
SAY=Of the plain helms available, a closed helm will provide the best protection in battle.
ON=BUCKLER
SAY=Don't be fooled. A buckler offers little more protection that the shorter-lived wooden shield.
ON=CHAIN
SAY=While chain is more easily damaged than ringmail, it offers better protection.
ON=CLUB
SAY=Clubs are often the weapon of choice for stupid creatures.
ON=SCIMITAR
ON=CUTLASS
SAY=Only the scimitar equals the slashing speed of a cutlass.
ON=FIGHT
SAY=I always try to be prepared for battle, so I keep my armor clean and a weapon at the ready.
ON=FORK
SAY=A pitchfork may be faster, but for my money, only a war fork is sure to leave 'em screaming.
ON=GAUNTLET
SAY=Gauntlets are better protection for the wrists.
ON=GORGET
SAY=The gauntlet may seem small protection for the neck, it is thick and protective.
ON=HEATER
SAY=The heater shield offers stylish but average protection.
ON=THOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=STUPID
ON=MORON
ON=IDIOT
ON=YOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=THOU<ANY>
ON=YOU<ANY>MORON
SAY=Be careful, friend, or I shall have to prove my sword is sharper than your tongue.
ON=KILL
SAY=Oh I just love killing.
ON=KATANA
ON=KITANA
SAY=This sword does little damage compared with the broad sword.
ON=KRYSS
SAY=The kryss does more damage and lasts longer than the quick slashing butcher knife.
ON=MAUL
ON=MACE
SAY=In the mace family, a war mace or war hammer will hurt your opponent most.
ON=MAIM
SAY=Maiming is almost as good as killing. Almost.
ON=PROVISIONS
SAY=See a provisioner for supplies if you're going on a long battle journey.
ON=RING
SAY=Most rings are ordinary, but I have heard of special rings which increase one's strength in battle.
ON=SHIELD
SAY=The Chaos Shield yields more protection than the Order Shield.
ON=SKILL
SAY=Some weapons require great skill in a given area, like Swordsmanship, Fencing or Mace Fighting.
ON=SPEAR
SAY=Bah. Spears better for catching fish.
ON=STAFF
SAY=A black staff does more damage than a gnarled staff, but isn't as fast.
ON=SWORD
SAY=A long sword is my favorite weapon for damage and it requires less frequent repairs than the faster cutlass.
ON=TROUBLE
SAY=It seems you are expert at getting yourself into trouble.
ON=WEAPON
SAY=My favorite weapons are those which do the most damage!
//RANDOM=Who wants to be a sissy fisherman?  It's the fighting life for me!

[SPEECH jobWarrior]
//MERCENARY
//PALADIN
//WARRIOR
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hi
ON=Hello
ON=Greet
ON=Hail
SAY=I greet thee.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Hail
	SAY=Farewell to thee.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=job
ON=what do you do
SAY=I help strong warriors like yourself fight battles.
ON=PLATE
ON=ARMOR
SAY=Plate Armor's the best, but requires great strength.  Leather is for weaklings.
ON=AXE
SAY=Although the Executioner's Axe is most feared, the Double Axe lasts longer and inflicts more damage.
ON=HALBERD
ON=BARDICHE
SAY=The Bardiche lasts longer in battle than the Halberd, but does less damage.
ON=CROSSBOW
ON=BOW
SAY=A regular bow can be a better albeit less powerful friend than the more unweildy Crossbow.
ON=NORSE HELM
ON=OPEN FACED HELM
ON=HELM
SAY=Of the plain helms available, a closed helm will provide the best protection in battle.
ON=BUCKLER
SAY=Don't be fooled. A buckler offers little more protection that the shorter-lived wooden shield.
ON=CHAIN
SAY=While chain is more easily damaged than ringmail, it offers better protection.
ON=CLUB
SAY=Clubs are often the weapon of choice for stupid creatures.
ON=SCIMITAR
ON=CUTLASS
SAY=Only the scimitar equals the slashing speed of a cutlass.
ON=FIGHT
SAY=I always try to be prepared for battle, so I keep my armor clean and a weapon at the ready.
ON=FORK
SAY=A pitchfork may be faster, but for my money, only a war fork is sure to leave 'em screaming.
ON=GAUNTLET
SAY=Gauntlets are better protection for the wrists.
ON=GORGET
SAY=The gauntlet may seem small protection for the neck, it is thick and protective.
ON=HEATER
SAY=The heater shield offers stylish but average protection.
ON=THOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=STUPID
ON=MORON
ON=IDIOT
ON=YOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=THOU<ANY>
ON=YOU<ANY>MORON
SAY=Be careful, friend, or I shall have to prove my sword is sharper than your tongue.
ON=KILL
SAY=Oh I just love killling.
ON=KATANA
ON=KITANA
SAY=This sword does little damage compared with the broad sword.
ON=KRYSS
SAY=The kryss does more damage and lasts longer than the quick slashing butcher knife.
ON=MAUL
ON=MACE
SAY=In the mace family, a war mace or war hammer will hurt your opponent most.
ON=MAIM
SAY=Maiming is almost as good as killing. Almost.
ON=PROVISIONS
SAY=See a provisioner for supplies if you're going on a long battle journey.
ON=RING
SAY=Most rings are ordinary, but I have heard of special rings which increase one's strength in battle.
ON=SHIELD
SAY=The Chaos Shield yields more protection than the Order Shield.
ON=SKILL
SAY=Some weapons require great skill in a given area, like Swordsmanship, Fencing or Mace Fighting.
ON=SPEAR
SAY=Bah. Spears better for catching fish.
ON=STAFF
SAY=A black staff does more damage than a gnarled staff, but isn't as fast.
ON=SWORD
SAY=A long sword is my favorite weapon for damage and it requires less frequent repairs than the faster cutlass.
ON=TROUBLE
SAY=It seems you are expert at getting yourself into trouble.
ON=WEAPON
SAY=My favorite weapons are those which do the most damage!
//RANDOM=Hire me to help you in your battles!

[SPEECH jobWarriorMaster]
//Guildmaster Warrior
DEFAULT=I do not understand thee.
ON=Hi
ON=Hello
ON=Greet
ON=Hail
SAY=I greet thee.
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Hail
	SAY=Farewell to thee.
	BYE
	return 1
ON=GUILD
SAY=This guild is for the strongest of warriors!
ON=JOIN
SAY=We would not accept one such as you.  Come back when you have more experience.
ON=MASTER
SAY=I have seen many a battle.
ON=PLATE
ON=ARMOR
SAY=Plate Armor's the best, but requires great strength.  Leather is for weaklings.
ON=AXE
SAY=Although the Executioner's Axe is most feared, the Double Axe lasts longer and inflicts more damage.
ON=HALBERD
ON=BARDICHE
SAY=The Bardiche lasts longer in battle than the Halberd, but does less damage.
ON=CROSSBOW
ON=BOW
SAY=A regular bow can be a better albeit less powerful friend than the more unweildy Crossbow.
ON=NORSE HELM
ON=OPEN FACED HELM
ON=HELM
SAY=Of the plain helms available, a closed helm will provide the best protection in battle.
ON=BUCKLER
SAY=Don't be fooled. A buckler offers little more protection that the shorter-lived wooden shield.
ON=CHAIN
SAY=While chain is more easily damaged than ringmail, it offers better protection.
ON=CLUB
SAY=Clubs are often the weapon of choice for stupid creatures.
ON=SCIMITAR
ON=CUTLASS
SAY=Only the scimitar equals the slashing speed of a cutlass.
ON=FIGHT
SAY=I always try to be prepared for battle, so I keep my armor clean and a weapon at the ready.
ON=FORK
SAY=A pitchfork may be faster, but for my money, only a war fork is sure to leave 'em screaming.
ON=GAUNTLET
SAY=Gauntlets are better protection for the wrists.
ON=GORGET
SAY=The gauntlet may seem small protection for the neck, it is thick and protective.
ON=HEATER
SAY=The heater shield offers stylish but average protection.
ON=THOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=STUPID
ON=MORON
ON=IDIOT
ON=YOU<ANY>IDIOT
ON=THOU<ANY>
ON=YOU<ANY>MORON
SAY=Be careful, friend, or I shall have to prove my sword is sharper than your tongue.
ON=KILL
SAY=Oh I just love killling.
ON=KATANA
ON=KITANA
SAY=This sword does little damage compared with the broad sword.
ON=KRYSS
SAY=The kryss does more damage and lasts longer than the quick slashing butcher knife.
ON=MAUL
ON=MACE
SAY=In the mace family, a war mace or war hammer will hurt your opponent most.
ON=MAIM
SAY=Maiming is almost as good as killing. Almost.
ON=PROVISIONS
SAY=See a provisioner for supplies if you're going on a long battle journey.
ON=RING
SAY=Most rings are ordinary, but I have heard of special rings which increase one's strength in battle.
ON=SHIELD
SAY=The Chaos Shield yields more protection than the Order Shield.
ON=SKILL
SAY=Some weapons require great skill in a given area, like Swordsmanship, Fencing or Mace Fighting.
ON=SPEAR
SAY=Bah. Spears better for catching fish.
ON=STAFF
SAY=A black staff does more damage than a gnarled staff, but isn't as fast.
ON=SWORD
SAY=A long sword is my favorite weapon for damage and it requires less frequent repairs than the faster cutlass.
ON=TROUBLE
SAY=It seems you are expert at getting yourself into trouble.
ON=WEAPON
SAY=My favorite weapons are those which do the most damage!
//RANDOM=Who wants to be a sissy fisherman?  It's the fighting life for me!

[EOF]