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All donations and contributions // become the property of Menasoft & Partners. //**************************************************************************** // FILE LAST UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2000// Purpose: Britannia Yew Script // Notes: This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannians of Yew // Current Keyword List:prison,gaol,jail,storehouse,court,flour,mill,market,food,produce,farm, // empath,abbey,winery,healer,bowyer,butcher,meat,baker,woodworker,cemetery,britain,capital,trinsic, // okllo,ocllo,jhelom,nujelm,moonglow,cove,skara*brae,minoc,vesper,bucs*den,magincia,yew,wind, // lord*british,ruler,king,magic,mage,virtue,avatar,shrine // // [SPEECH TOWN_YEW] ON=*prison* ON=*gaol* ON=*jail* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Yeah, there's a prison up north and east of Yew. 'Tis like a whoppin' great fortress. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest. 'Tis not a tourist site, thou knowest. SAY The prison is across the water from the city, northwest. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Yeah, there's a prison up north and east of Yew. 'Tis like a whoppin' great fortress. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest. 'Tis not a tourist site, thou knowest. SAY The prison is across the water from the city, northwest. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Indeed we have the second largest prison in the realm. Those found guilty by the High Court are destined to be imprisoned just northwest of Yew for a while. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest ... although it is not a common tourist site. Usually people come here for the wine. SAY The prison is not so much a part of Yew, as associated with the High Court. It is across the water from the city, to the northwest. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Indeed we have the second largest prison in the realm. Those found guilty by the High Court are destined to be imprisoned just northwest of Yew for a while. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest ... although it is not a common tourist site. Usually people come here for the wine. SAY The prison is not so much a part of Yew, as associated with the High Court. It is across the water from the city, to the northwest. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Indeed we have the second largest prison in the realm. Those found guilty by the High Court are destined to be imprisoned just northwest of Yew for a while. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest ... although it is not a common tourist site. Usually people come here for the wine. SAY The prison is not so much a part of Yew, as associated with the High Court. It is across the water from the city, to the northwest. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Indeed we have the second largest prison in the realm. Those found guilty by the High Court are destined to be imprisoned just northwest of Yew for a while. SAY The prison is past the High Court to the northwest ... although it is not a common tourist site. Usually people come here for the wine. SAY The prison is not so much a part of Yew, as associated with the High Court. It is across the water from the city, to the northwest. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*storehouse* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is for the prison. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is for the prison. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is mainly for the prison, of course. There's never been a need for the city to use those reserves, not that I know of. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. They are all interconnected, of course. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is mainly for the prison, of course. There's never been a need for the city to use those reserves, not that I know of. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. They are all interconnected, of course. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is mainly for the prison, of course. There's never been a need for the city to use those reserves, not that I know of. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. They are all interconnected, of course. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY There is a prison storehouse between the High Court and the prison. SAY The storehouse is mainly for the prison, of course. There's never been a need for the city to use those reserves, not that I know of. SAY Yes, the prison storehouse is betwixt the court and the prison. They are all interconnected, of course. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*court* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The High Court is to the west and north of town. SAY If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. SAY The court is nearby to Yew, just across the strait from the prison. Handy, that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The High Court is to the west and north of town. SAY If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. SAY The court is nearby to Yew, just across the strait from the prison. Handy, that. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Most of the important decisions of the realm are reached in the High Court. Lord British himself comes when the rulings are of national interest! If thou wishes to see it, 'tis to the west and north of town. SAY It was decided a long time ago that local judges would sit on the High Court. If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. I cannot say if there is a trial in progress, however. SAY Judges are elected yearly by the entire Britannian population, but we in Yew get an extra vote, since they also rule on local cases. It is nearby to Yew, and just across the strait from the prison. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Most of the important decisions of the realm are reached in the High Court. Lord British himself comes when the rulings are of national interest! If thou wishes to see it, 'tis to the west and north of town. SAY It was decided a long time ago that local judges would sit on the High Court. If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. I cannot say if there is a trial in progress, however. SAY Judges are elected yearly by the entire Britannian population, but we in Yew get an extra vote, since they also rule on local cases. It is nearby to Yew, and just across the strait from the prison. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Most of the important decisions of the realm are reached in the High Court. Lord British himself comes when the rulings are of national interest! If thou wishes to see it, 'tis to the west and north of town. SAY It was decided a long time ago that local judges would sit on the High Court. If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. I cannot say if there is a trial in progress, however. SAY Judges are elected yearly by the entire Britannian population, but we in Yew get an extra vote, since they also rule on local cases. It is nearby to Yew, and just across the strait from the prison. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Most of the important decisions of the realm are reached in the High Court. Lord British himself comes when the rulings are of national interest! If thou wishes to see it, 'tis to the west and north of town. SAY It was decided a long time ago that local judges would sit on the High Court. If thou wishes to see the court, head west and north of town. I cannot say if there is a trial in progress, however. SAY Judges are elected yearly by the entire Britannian population, but we in Yew get an extra vote, since they also rule on local cases. It is nearby to Yew, and just across the strait from the prison. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*flour* ON=*mill* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Take thy grain to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town. SAY The mill is a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Take thy grain to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town. SAY The mill is a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY If thou hast grain to be milled, take it to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town, across a bit of an inlet from the Abbey. SAY We are lucky to have such a fine mill in town. It is only a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY If thou hast grain to be milled, take it to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town, across a bit of an inlet from the Abbey. SAY We are lucky to have such a fine mill in town. It is only a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY If thou hast grain to be milled, take it to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town, across a bit of an inlet from the Abbey. SAY We are lucky to have such a fine mill in town. It is only a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY If thou hast grain to be milled, take it to the flour mill just a bit west of the Abbey. SAY Our flour mill is to the north side of town, across a bit of an inlet from the Abbey. SAY We are lucky to have such a fine mill in town. It is only a bit of a walk north from the market area. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*empath* ON=*abbey* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey study a lot. They make wine, too, though so that's all right. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. SAY Empath Abbey is on the northern edge of Yew, past the winery. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey study a lot. They make wine, too, though so that's all right. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. SAY Empath Abbey is on the northern edge of Yew, past the winery. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey that lies to the northeast spend their time studying painting, sculpting, prose, poetry, music ... and wine. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. There live the gentle monks who make the finest wines in the realm. SAY Thou art interested in Empath Abbey, now? 'Tis a fine place of meditation and study. 'Tis on the northern edge of Yew, northeast of the craftsmen and past the winery. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey that lies to the northeast spend their time studying painting, sculpting, prose, poetry, music ... and wine. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. There live the gentle monks who make the finest wines in the realm. SAY Thou art interested in Empath Abbey, now? 'Tis a fine place of meditation and study. 'Tis on the northern edge of Yew, northeast of the craftsmen and past the winery. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey that lies to the northeast spend their time studying painting, sculpting, prose, poetry, music ... and wine. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. There live the gentle monks who make the finest wines in the realm. SAY Thou art interested in Empath Abbey, now? 'Tis a fine place of meditation and study. 'Tis on the northern edge of Yew, northeast of the craftsmen and past the winery. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The monks in the abbey that lies to the northeast spend their time studying painting, sculpting, prose, poetry, music ... and wine. SAY Thou canst find an abbey to the northeast of Yew. There live the gentle monks who make the finest wines in the realm. SAY Thou art interested in Empath Abbey, now? 'Tis a fine place of meditation and study. 'Tis on the northern edge of Yew, northeast of the craftsmen and past the winery. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*wine* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The monks make their wine but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY The winery is north of the craftsmen's shops. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The monks make their wine but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY The winery is north of the craftsmen's shops. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Indeed, Yew is home to the finest vintner monks in the realm. They spend their days studying the art of wine, and their product only gets better. The winery is but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY If thou art looking for the winery, head north of the craftsmen's shops. 'Tis very near the abbey, and just south of the vineyards. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey, to the east of the flour mill and across the little inlet. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Indeed, Yew is home to the finest vintner monks in the realm. They spend their days studying the art of wine, and their product only gets better. The winery is but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY If thou art looking for the winery, head north of the craftsmen's shops. 'Tis very near the abbey, and just south of the vineyards. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey, to the east of the flour mill and across the little inlet. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Indeed, Yew is home to the finest vintner monks in the realm. They spend their days studying the art of wine, and their product only gets better. The winery is but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY If thou art looking for the winery, head north of the craftsmen's shops. 'Tis very near the abbey, and just south of the vineyards. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey, to the east of the flour mill and across the little inlet. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Indeed, Yew is home to the finest vintner monks in the realm. They spend their days studying the art of wine, and their product only gets better. The winery is but a short walk south of the abbey. SAY If thou art looking for the winery, head north of the craftsmen's shops. 'Tis very near the abbey, and just south of the vineyards. SAY The vineyards and winery are just south of the abbey, to the east of the flour mill and across the little inlet. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*healer* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY There are at least two healers in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY There is a healer's shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY There are at least two healers in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY There is a healer's shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The healers in Yew are specialized in natural cures. There are at least two in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY The potions our healers sell are part herbalistic and part alchemical. There is a shop in the center of Yew, close by the butcher and baker. SAY Our healers try to gently persuade the elements into healing wounds, they never force nature to their needs. There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery, but take no ill omen of that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The healers in Yew are specialized in natural cures. There are at least two in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY The potions our healers sell are part herbalistic and part alchemical. There is a shop in the center of Yew, close by the butcher and baker. SAY Our healers try to gently persuade the elements into healing wounds, they never force nature to their needs. There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery, but take no ill omen of that. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The healers in Yew are specialized in natural cures. There are at least two in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY The potions our healers sell are part herbalistic and part alchemical. There is a shop in the center of Yew, close by the butcher and baker. SAY Our healers try to gently persuade the elements into healing wounds, they never force nature to their needs. There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery, but take no ill omen of that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The healers in Yew are specialized in natural cures. There are at least two in town: one is southeast and one is central. SAY The potions our healers sell are part herbalistic and part alchemical. There is a shop in the center of Yew, close by the butcher and baker. SAY Our healers try to gently persuade the elements into healing wounds, they never force nature to their needs. There is a healer's shop near by the cemetery, but take no ill omen of that. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*market* ON=*produce* ON=*farm* ON=*food* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The market shop is right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables are sold at the market in the center of town. SAY The food market is in town. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The market shop is right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables are sold at the market in the center of town. SAY The food market is in town. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Yew is more known for its sheep than for its farmland. A farmer imports fresh produce from outlying lands, and sells them at the market shop right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables and other nourishing foods are sold at the market in the center of town. Look for a shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY If thou'rt looking for farm-fresh food, thou needs to make a visit to the market in town. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Yew is more known for its sheep than for its farmland. A farmer imports fresh produce from outlying lands, and sells them at the market shop right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables and other nourishing foods are sold at the market in the center of town. Look for a shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY If thou'rt looking for farm-fresh food, thou needs to make a visit to the market in town. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Yew is more known for its sheep than for its farmland. A farmer imports fresh produce from outlying lands, and sells them at the market shop right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables and other nourishing foods are sold at the market in the center of town. Look for a shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY If thou'rt looking for farm-fresh food, thou needs to make a visit to the market in town. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Yew is more known for its sheep than for its farmland. A farmer imports fresh produce from outlying lands, and sells them at the market shop right next to the butcher. SAY Fresh vegetables and other nourishing foods are sold at the market in the center of town. Look for a shop close by the butcher and baker. SAY If thou'rt looking for farm-fresh food, thou needs to make a visit to the market in town. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*butcher* ON=*meat* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had in the shop at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY The central clearing is where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had in the shop at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY The central clearing is where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had from the butcher, in the clearing at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY Yew is a humble town, with no real pretensions to grandeur. There is but one central clearing, and that's where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had from the butcher, in the clearing at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY Yew is a humble town, with no real pretensions to grandeur. There is but one central clearing, and that's where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had from the butcher, in the clearing at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY Yew is a humble town, with no real pretensions to grandeur. There is but one central clearing, and that's where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Fresh meat can be had from the butcher, in the clearing at the center of Yew. SAY The butcher's shop is close by the baker and the farmer's market. SAY Yew is a humble town, with no real pretensions to grandeur. There is but one central clearing, and that's where thou'lt find the butcher's shop. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*baker* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY The bakery is at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is somewhere between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY The bakery is at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is somewhere between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY We do have a baker, and a fine one at that. To find the bakery, find the market near the center of Yew. The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY Warm bread and other simple delights can be bought from the bakery at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is at the center of Yew, which lies between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY We do have a baker, and a fine one at that. To find the bakery, find the market near the center of Yew. The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY Warm bread and other simple delights can be bought from the bakery at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is at the center of Yew, which lies between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 4 SAY We do have a baker, and a fine one at that. To find the bakery, find the market near the center of Yew. The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY Warm bread and other simple delights can be bought from the bakery at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is at the center of Yew, which lies between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 4 SAY We do have a baker, and a fine one at that. To find the bakery, find the market near the center of Yew. The baker hangs his sign between that of the butcher and the woodworker. SAY Warm bread and other simple delights can be bought from the bakery at the center of Yew. SAY Our baker is at the center of Yew, which lies between the winery and the northwestern inlet. SAY The baker is somewhat between the bowyer and the woodworker. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*woodworker* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. SAY There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, south of the bowyer. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. SAY There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, south of the bowyer. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Our woodworker is deft at staves and such things ... 'tis an old tradition going back to the earliest shepherds. There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. If thou couldst use a stout staff or some such thing, take the time to look at the goods there. SAY Yew is famous for its wood crafts. There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, just a bit south of the bowyer. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Our woodworker is deft at staves and such things ... 'tis an old tradition going back to the earliest shepherds. There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. If thou couldst use a stout staff or some such thing, take the time to look at the goods there. SAY Yew is famous for its wood crafts. There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, just a bit south of the bowyer. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Our woodworker is deft at staves and such things ... 'tis an old tradition going back to the earliest shepherds. There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. If thou couldst use a stout staff or some such thing, take the time to look at the goods there. SAY Yew is famous for its wood crafts. There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, just a bit south of the bowyer. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Our woodworker is deft at staves and such things ... 'tis an old tradition going back to the earliest shepherds. There is a fine selection at the shop beside the bakery. SAY Our woodworker's shop is in the clearing central to Yew. If thou couldst use a stout staff or some such thing, take the time to look at the goods there. SAY Yew is famous for its wood crafts. There is a woodwork shop near the bakery, just a bit south of the bowyer. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*cemetary* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY The cemetery is to the south a bit. SAY The cemetery is to the southeast. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY The cemetery is to the south a bit. SAY The cemetery is to the southeast. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY It is a sad truth that there is no place safe ... even our serene woods can at any time be overrun with ettins and orcs. Those we have lost in such attacks are put to rest in the cemetery to the south. SAY It is the way of nature for all things to pass from this world. The mortal remains of our loved ones lie in the cemetery to the southeast. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY It is a sad truth that there is no place safe ... even our serene woods can at any time be overrun with ettins and orcs. Those we have lost in such attacks are put to rest in the cemetery to the south. SAY It is the way of nature for all things to pass from this world. The mortal remains of our loved ones lie in the cemetery to the southeast. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY It is a sad truth that there is no place safe ... even our serene woods can at any time be overrun with ettins and orcs. Those we have lost in such attacks are put to rest in the cemetery to the south. SAY It is the way of nature for all things to pass from this world. The mortal remains of our loved ones lie in the cemetery to the southeast. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY The cemetery is to the south and east of town. SAY It is a sad truth that there is no place safe ... even our serene woods can at any time be overrun with ettins and orcs. Those we have lost in such attacks are put to rest in the cemetery to the south. SAY It is the way of nature for all things to pass from this world. The mortal remains of our loved ones lie in the cemetery to the southeast. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*bowyer* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Look north of the woodworker for the bowyer's shop. SAY Thou'lt find the bowyer's shop at the center of town. SAY The bowyer is at the center of Yew, in that clearing with the other stores. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Look north of the woodworker for the bowyer's shop. SAY Thou'lt find the bowyer's shop at the center of town. SAY The bowyer is at the center of Yew, in that clearing with the other stores. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Fine yew bows are a specialty of Yew, naturally. We have an expert bowyer whose skill cannot be matched by any in the realm. Look north of the woodworker for the shop. SAY If thou'rt handy with a bow and arrows, then surely thou'lt be interested in our bowyer's excellent work. Look in his shop at the center of town ... there a selection that'll make thy head spin. SAY Indeed we have a bowyer! His shop is at the center of Yew, in that wee bit of a clearing with about five or six stores. Take a look around and see if thou likest anything. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Fine yew bows are a specialty of Yew, naturally. We have an expert bowyer whose skill cannot be matched by any in the realm. Look north of the woodworker for the shop. SAY If thou'rt handy with a bow and arrows, then surely thou'lt be interested in our bowyer's excellent work. Look in his shop at the center of town ... there a selection that'll make thy head spin. SAY Indeed we have a bowyer! His shop is at the center of Yew, in that wee bit of a clearing with about five or six stores. Take a look around and see if thou likest anything. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Fine yew bows are a specialty of Yew, naturally. We have an expert bowyer whose skill cannot be matched by any in the realm. Look north of the woodworker for the shop. SAY If thou'rt handy with a bow and arrows, then surely thou'lt be interested in our bowyer's excellent work. Look in his shop at the center of town ... there a selection that'll make thy head spin. SAY Indeed we have a bowyer! His shop is at the center of Yew, in that wee bit of a clearing with about five or six stores. Take a look around and see if thou likest anything. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Fine yew bows are a specialty of Yew, naturally. We have an expert bowyer whose skill cannot be matched by any in the realm. Look north of the woodworker for the shop. SAY If thou'rt handy with a bow and arrows, then surely thou'lt be interested in our bowyer's excellent work. Look in his shop at the center of town ... there a selection that'll make thy head spin. SAY Indeed we have a bowyer! His shop is at the center of Yew, in that wee bit of a clearing with about five or six stores. Take a look around and see if thou likest anything. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*britain* ON=*capital* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 13 SAY Britain's a big town. SAY Britain? They say that's where Lord British holds his court, but I never understood. I thought it was too big to hold. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, I hear. SAY Britain ain't so much as some folks thinks it is. SAY Magic is Britain. Must have mages or something .... SAY I don't like cities like Britain. SAY I dunno. Somewhere far away, maybe. SAY I couldn't never get a job in Britain. SAY T'is a pile of posh prigs, is Britain. SAY Britain? Not around here. SAY Britain? Quite big. SAY Bet there ain't a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast in Britain. SAY Britain ain't for me. I'd cut me mouth open. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 13 SAY Britain's a big town. SAY Britain? They say that's where Lord British holds his court, but I never understood. I thought it was too big to hold. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, I hear. SAY Britain ain't so much as some folks thinks it is. SAY Magic is Britain. Must have mages or something .... SAY I don't like cities like Britain. SAY I dunno. Somewhere far away, maybe. SAY I couldn't never get a job in Britain. SAY T'is a pile of posh prigs, is Britain. SAY Britain? Not around here. SAY Britain? Quite big. SAY Bet there ain't a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast in Britain. SAY Britain ain't for me. I'd cut me mouth open. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 13 SAY Britain thou'rt askin' about? I'm told 'tis the biggest city in the land. Don't see what all t'fuss is about. The size of hereabouts is plenty big for me. SAY Britain? I went there once. 'Tis over by the eastern shore, at the mouth of a whoppin' great river. That's where Lord British holds 'is court, but I saw him not even once. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, o'course. Sits on the shore of Britanny Bay way off yonder. SAY Britain isn't so much as some folks thinks it is. They got lots of everything, but 'tis all flash and bother. Shiny nonsense.... SAY A place of magic, is Britain. Some say they invent a new spell every day. Don't know how they could use that many .... SAY They're fair folk in Britain, mainly. A bit overloud for my tastes. SAY Someday I'll go to Britain again, maybe settle down. They've got everything there ... games and shoppes and magic and just everything. SAY Britain was the first place where people are judged according to their own accomplishments, not their fathers'. 'Tis a tricky thing to make work, I'd imagine. SAY 'Tis the very center upon which all ill-natured rogues converge. They seek to destroy what they cannot understand. SAY Britain? Seems a nice place, from what all I've heard. SAY Britain? Been once. Quite big. SAY Oh, posh. Britain's a place for swelled heads. All art and music and dilly dancin'. Bet there's not a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast. SAY I hear the houses in Britain are too fine for bugs in the butter. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 13 SAY Britain thou'rt askin' about? I'm told 'tis the biggest city in the land. Don't see what all t'fuss is about. The size of hereabouts is plenty big for me. SAY Britain? I went there once. 'Tis over by the eastern shore, at the mouth of a whoppin' great river. That's where Lord British holds 'is court, but I saw him not even once. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, o'course. Sits on the shore of Britanny Bay way off yonder. SAY Britain isn't so much as some folks thinks it is. They got lots of everything, but 'tis all flash and bother. Shiny nonsense.... SAY A place of magic, is Britain. Some say they invent a new spell every day. Don't know how they could use that many .... SAY They're fair folk in Britain, mainly. A bit overloud for my tastes. SAY Someday I'll go to Britain again, maybe settle down. They've got everything there ... games and shoppes and magic and just everything. SAY Britain was the first place where people are judged according to their own accomplishments, not their fathers'. 'Tis a tricky thing to make work, I'd imagine. SAY 'Tis the very center upon which all ill-natured rogues converge. They seek to destroy what they cannot understand. SAY Britain? Seems a nice place, from what all I've heard. SAY Britain? Been once. Quite big. SAY Oh, posh. Britain's a place for swelled heads. All art and music and dilly dancin'. Bet there's not a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast. SAY I hear the houses in Britain are too fine for bugs in the butter. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 13 SAY Britain thou'rt askin' about? I'm told 'tis the biggest city in the land. Don't see what all t'fuss is about. The size of hereabouts is plenty big for me. SAY Britain? I went there once. 'Tis over by the eastern shore, at the mouth of a whoppin' great river. That's where Lord British holds 'is court, but I saw him not even once. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, o'course. Sits on the shore of Britanny Bay way off yonder. SAY Britain isn't so much as some folks thinks it is. They got lots of everything, but 'tis all flash and bother. Shiny nonsense.... SAY A place of magic, is Britain. Some say they invent a new spell every day. Don't know how they could use that many .... SAY They're fair folk in Britain, mainly. A bit overloud for my tastes. SAY Someday I'll go to Britain again, maybe settle down. They've got everything there ... games and shoppes and magic and just everything. SAY Britain was the first place where people are judged according to their own accomplishments, not their fathers'. 'Tis a tricky thing to make work, I'd imagine. SAY 'Tis the very center upon which all ill-natured rogues converge. They seek to destroy what they cannot understand. SAY Britain? Seems a nice place, from what all I've heard. SAY Britain? Been once. Quite big. SAY Oh, posh. Britain's a place for swelled heads. All art and music and dilly dancin'. Bet there's not a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast. SAY I hear the houses in Britain are too fine for bugs in the butter. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 13 SAY Britain thou'rt askin' about? I'm told 'tis the biggest city in the land. Don't see what all t'fuss is about. The size of hereabouts is plenty big for me. SAY Britain? I went there once. 'Tis over by the eastern shore, at the mouth of a whoppin' great river. That's where Lord British holds 'is court, but I saw him not even once. SAY Britain? 'Tis the capital of the whole wide world, o'course. Sits on the shore of Britanny Bay way off yonder. SAY Britain isn't so much as some folks thinks it is. They got lots of everything, but 'tis all flash and bother. Shiny nonsense.... SAY A place of magic, is Britain. Some say they invent a new spell every day. Don't know how they could use that many .... SAY They're fair folk in Britain, mainly. A bit overloud for my tastes. SAY Someday I'll go to Britain again, maybe settle down. They've got everything there ... games and shoppes and magic and just everything. SAY Britain was the first place where people are judged according to their own accomplishments, not their fathers'. 'Tis a tricky thing to make work, I'd imagine. SAY 'Tis the very center upon which all ill-natured rogues converge. They seek to destroy what they cannot understand. SAY Britain? Seems a nice place, from what all I've heard. SAY Britain? Been once. Quite big. SAY Oh, posh. Britain's a place for swelled heads. All art and music and dilly dancin'. Bet there's not a soul there who likes rutabagas for breakfast. SAY I hear the houses in Britain are too fine for bugs in the butter. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*Trinsic* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 11 SAY Trinsic? Naw, Trin's fine, he just looks that way. SAY I don't know where Trinsic is. SAY Never been to Trinsic. SAY Trinsic ... they think every day in Trinsic. SAY Trinsic? That's my dog's name. SAY Don't know nobody from Trinsic. SAY Never seen nothin' grown in Trinsic. SAY Don't know nobody who's ever been to Trinsic. SAY I hope thou ain't wantin' to go to Trinsic. I don't think thou can get there from here. SAY What'd ye say? Thou wants a hair trimmin'?. SAY Trinsic? That's somewhere else, I'm pretty sure. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 11 SAY Trinsic? Naw, Trin's fine, he just looks that way. SAY I don't know where Trinsic is. SAY Never been to Trinsic. SAY Trinsic ... they think every day in Trinsic. SAY Trinsic? That's my dog's name. SAY Don't know nobody from Trinsic. SAY Never seen nothin' grown in Trinsic. SAY Don't know nobody who's ever been to Trinsic. SAY I hope thou ain't wantin' to go to Trinsic. I don't think thou can get there from here. SAY What'd ye say? Thou wants a hair trimmin'?. SAY Trinsic? That's somewhere else, I'm pretty sure. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 12 SAY Trinsic? 'Tis near the Cape of Heroes, I think. SAY If thou'rt looking for Trinsic, 'tis south, but along the eastern coast. SAY Thou must needs be a fisher or an inventor if thou'rt interested in Trinsic. Fish, fighters and fools, that's what they've got. SAY Trinsic is a clever place. They've got fellows there who spend all day thinkin' about weapons of war and other such things to improve the quality of life. SAY I saw a combat mage on his way to Trinsic once. Said he was going to teach battle magic to the paladins. SAY I met a man from Jhelom who said that Trinsic buys war horses like a shepherd buys apples! SAY 'Tis too smart for me there by half, and that's the truth. Trinsic is all engineers from Britain and Minoc and Moonglow. I'd be feared to speak for soundin' stupid. SAY I don't know much about Trinsic. I think they make paladins or palaquins or something. SAY Trinsic is a tough place. The whole thing is warriors, and the rest is city guards. SAY There be giants, ogres and trolls near Trinsic ... and pirates in the waters. SAY Trinsic? 'Tis the land's guardian, a city that teaches paladins the ways of honor and virtue. SAY 'Tis a place of swift justice, is Trinsic. Thieves are as rare as whistling cats. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 12 SAY Trinsic? 'Tis near the Cape of Heroes, I think. SAY If thou'rt looking for Trinsic, 'tis south, but along the eastern coast. SAY Thou must needs be a fisher or an inventor if thou'rt interested in Trinsic. Fish, fighters and fools, that's what they've got. SAY Trinsic is a clever place. They've got fellows there who spend all day thinkin' about weapons of war and other such things to improve the quality of life. SAY I saw a combat mage on his way to Trinsic once. Said he was going to teach battle magic to the paladins. SAY I met a man from Jhelom who said that Trinsic buys war horses like a shepherd buys apples! SAY 'Tis too smart for me there by half, and that's the truth. Trinsic is all engineers from Britain and Minoc and Moonglow. I'd be feared to speak for soundin' stupid. SAY I don't know much about Trinsic. I think they make paladins or palaquins or something. SAY Trinsic is a tough place. The whole thing is warriors, and the rest is city guards. SAY There be giants, ogres and trolls near Trinsic ... and pirates in the waters. SAY Trinsic? 'Tis the land's guardian, a city that teaches paladins the ways of honor and virtue. SAY 'Tis a place of swift justice, is Trinsic. Thieves are as rare as whistling cats. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 12 SAY Trinsic? 'Tis near the Cape of Heroes, I think. SAY If thou'rt looking for Trinsic, 'tis south, but along the eastern coast. SAY Thou must needs be a fisher or an inventor if thou'rt interested in Trinsic. Fish, fighters and fools, that's what they've got. SAY Trinsic is a clever place. They've got fellows there who spend all day thinkin' about weapons of war and other such things to improve the quality of life. SAY I saw a combat mage on his way to Trinsic once. Said he was going to teach battle magic to the paladins. SAY I met a man from Jhelom who said that Trinsic buys war horses like a shepherd buys apples! SAY 'Tis too smart for me there by half, and that's the truth. Trinsic is all engineers from Britain and Minoc and Moonglow. I'd be feared to speak for soundin' stupid. SAY I don't know much about Trinsic. I think they make paladins or palaquins or something. SAY Trinsic is a tough place. The whole thing is warriors, and the rest is city guards. SAY There be giants, ogres and trolls near Trinsic ... and pirates in the waters. SAY Trinsic? 'Tis the land's guardian, a city that teaches paladins the ways of honor and virtue. SAY 'Tis a place of swift justice, is Trinsic. Thieves are as rare as whistling cats. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 12 SAY Trinsic? 'Tis near the Cape of Heroes, I think. SAY If thou'rt looking for Trinsic, 'tis south, but along the eastern coast. SAY Thou must needs be a fisher or an inventor if thou'rt interested in Trinsic. Fish, fighters and fools, that's what they've got. SAY Trinsic is a clever place. They've got fellows there who spend all day thinkin' about weapons of war and other such things to improve the quality of life. SAY I saw a combat mage on his way to Trinsic once. Said he was going to teach battle magic to the paladins. SAY I met a man from Jhelom who said that Trinsic buys war horses like a shepherd buys apples! SAY 'Tis too smart for me there by half, and that's the truth. Trinsic is all engineers from Britain and Minoc and Moonglow. I'd be feared to speak for soundin' stupid. SAY I don't know much about Trinsic. I think they make paladins or palaquins or something. SAY Trinsic is a tough place. The whole thing is warriors, and the rest is city guards. SAY There be giants, ogres and trolls near Trinsic ... and pirates in the waters. SAY Trinsic? 'Tis the land's guardian, a city that teaches paladins the ways of honor and virtue. SAY 'Tis a place of swift justice, is Trinsic. Thieves are as rare as whistling cats. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*occlo* ON=*okllo* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Ocllo? Don't think I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? I think I had that when I was a kid. Still gives me trouble on cold days. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis a kind of onion, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... I don't think I've heard it. SAY Ocllo? Sounds like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Ocllo? Don't think I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? I think I had that when I was a kid. Still gives me trouble on cold days. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis a kind of onion, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... I don't think I've heard it. SAY Ocllo? Sounds like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY Ocllo? Doubt I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? Island folks, I think. SAY I've no ken of Ocllo. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis an island, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... rings a bell. Mayhaps something to do with salt .... SAY Ocllo? Sounds very like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Ocllo? Doubt I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? Island folks, I think. SAY I've no ken of Ocllo. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis an island, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... rings a bell. Mayhaps something to do with salt .... SAY Ocllo? Sounds very like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY Ocllo? Doubt I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? Island folks, I think. SAY I've no ken of Ocllo. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis an island, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... rings a bell. Mayhaps something to do with salt .... SAY Ocllo? Sounds very like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Ocllo? Doubt I heard of it. SAY Ocllo? Island folks, I think. SAY I've no ken of Ocllo. SAY Ocllo ... hmmm. 'Tis an island, I believe. SAY Ocllo ... rings a bell. Mayhaps something to do with salt .... SAY Ocllo? Sounds very like the beginning of a joke! ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*jhelom* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 13 SAY Jhelom? We had that once, and lost three or four of the neighbors, I think. SAY Jhelom? Thou ain't there, thou knows. SAY Jhelom? Thou must be a fighter. SAY I can't afford such a city. SAY I can't breathe the air of fine cities. SAY Jhelom is nothin' to me! SAY I got nothin' that belongs to Jhelom. SAY Ain't never been to Jhelom. SAY I think they grow horses there. SAY They got wore horses in Jhelom. Worse for wore. SAY Jhelom? Pah! SAY Thou won't catch me settin' foot in Jhelom. SAY I heard that in Jhelom they'd kick thee in the teeth just as soon as look at thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 13 SAY Jhelom? We had that once, and lost three or four of the neighbors, I think. SAY Jhelom? Thou ain't there, thou knows. SAY Jhelom? Thou must be a fighter. SAY I can't afford such a city. SAY I can't breathe the air of fine cities. SAY Jhelom is nothin' to me! SAY I got nothin' that belongs to Jhelom. SAY Ain't never been to Jhelom. SAY I think they grow horses there. SAY They got wore horses in Jhelom. Worse for wore. SAY Jhelom? Pah! SAY Thou won't catch me settin' foot in Jhelom. SAY I heard that in Jhelom they'd kick thee in the teeth just as soon as look at thee. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Jhelom? 'Tis to be found at the very most northern tip of the largest Valarian Isles. SAY Me, now I've been to Jhelom in my youth, and what I remember most of all 'tis the hard, rocky beaches and the oddly sparse jungles. SAY Jhelom 'tis the very place to go if thou'rt looking to hire mercenaries. SAY An overabundance of mercenaries are found in Jhelom ... and the shops and other establishments that serve them that fight for a living. SAY My sister lived in Jhelom for near on two years. She didn't like it ... too harsh for her tastes. All steel and iron, no silks and satins. SAY There's only hard-edged rational folks in Jhelom. They've no use for mages, but a magic weapon or potion will fetch a fine price most days. SAY They need a fair amount of goods in Jhelom. They once tried to set up a colony - called New Jhelom - to grow their goods for 'em. It didn't work out. Now it's called Nujel'm and 'tis a nasty wicked place. SAY There's not a lot of natural good to be grown or mined at Jhelom. Rocky, thou knowest. SAY Jhelom? They breed and train the best horses in the realm. Famous for it. SAY 'T'ain't no horse better than a Valorian steed from Jhelom. Best war-mount a warrior could want. SAY Jhelom? Pah! 'Tis a militocracy. Only ex-generals can rule, or some such nonsense. SAY 'Tis very like Trinsic and Serpent's Hold. If thou likes one, thou wilt enjoy t'other. SAY Jhelom sounds dangerous to me. Everybody's armed and 'tis said they'll challenge thee to a duel for no good reason. SAY They're very daring in Jhelom. Good swordsmen and skilled riders. SAY Thou'lt do fine in Jhelom. 'Tis only cowards they despise. SAY Cannot say I care much for the ethics of Jhelom. Watch thy comrade's back, watch thine own. Paranoia, I call it. SAY I saw a dance from Jhelom once. 'Twas done in Britannia. Looked like hackin' and slashin' and kickin' to me. Take away the music and thou wouldst call it a riot! SAY Jhelom? Now there is a town without a lick of beauty. Sad, really. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Jhelom? 'Tis to be found at the very most northern tip of the largest Valarian Isles. SAY Me, now I've been to Jhelom in my youth, and what I remember most of all 'tis the hard, rocky beaches and the oddly sparse jungles. SAY Jhelom 'tis the very place to go if thou'rt looking to hire mercenaries. SAY An overabundance of mercenaries are found in Jhelom ... and the shops and other establishments that serve them that fight for a living. SAY My sister lived in Jhelom for near on two years. She didn't like it ... too harsh for her tastes. All steel and iron, no silks and satins. SAY There's only hard-edged rational folks in Jhelom. They've no use for mages, but a magic weapon or potion will fetch a fine price most days. SAY They need a fair amount of goods in Jhelom. They once tried to set up a colony - called New Jhelom - to grow their goods for 'em. It didn't work out. Now it's called Nujel'm and 'tis a nasty wicked place. SAY There's not a lot of natural good to be grown or mined at Jhelom. Rocky, thou knowest. SAY Jhelom? They breed and train the best horses in the realm. Famous for it. SAY 'T'ain't no horse better than a Valorian steed from Jhelom. Best war-mount a warrior could want. SAY Jhelom? Pah! 'Tis a militocracy. Only ex-generals can rule, or some such nonsense. SAY 'Tis very like Trinsic and Serpent's Hold. If thou likes one, thou wilt enjoy t'other. SAY Jhelom sounds dangerous to me. Everybody's armed and 'tis said they'll challenge thee to a duel for no good reason. SAY They're very daring in Jhelom. Good swordsmen and skilled riders. SAY Thou'lt do fine in Jhelom. 'Tis only cowards they despise. SAY Cannot say I care much for the ethics of Jhelom. Watch thy comrade's back, watch thine own. Paranoia, I call it. SAY I saw a dance from Jhelom once. 'Twas done in Britannia. Looked like hackin' and slashin' and kickin' to me. Take away the music and thou wouldst call it a riot! SAY Jhelom? Now there is a town without a lick of beauty. Sad, really. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Jhelom? 'Tis to be found at the very most northern tip of the largest Valarian Isles. SAY Me, now I've been to Jhelom in my youth, and what I remember most of all 'tis the hard, rocky beaches and the oddly sparse jungles. SAY Jhelom 'tis the very place to go if thou'rt looking to hire mercenaries. SAY An overabundance of mercenaries are found in Jhelom ... and the shops and other establishments that serve them that fight for a living. SAY My sister lived in Jhelom for near on two years. She didn't like it ... too harsh for her tastes. All steel and iron, no silks and satins. SAY There's only hard-edged rational folks in Jhelom. They've no use for mages, but a magic weapon or potion will fetch a fine price most days. SAY They need a fair amount of goods in Jhelom. They once tried to set up a colony - called New Jhelom - to grow their goods for 'em. It didn't work out. Now it's called Nujel'm and 'tis a nasty wicked place. SAY There's not a lot of natural good to be grown or mined at Jhelom. Rocky, thou knowest. SAY Jhelom? They breed and train the best horses in the realm. Famous for it. SAY 'T'ain't no horse better than a Valorian steed from Jhelom. Best war-mount a warrior could want. SAY Jhelom? Pah! 'Tis a militocracy. Only ex-generals can rule, or some such nonsense. SAY 'Tis very like Trinsic and Serpent's Hold. If thou likes one, thou wilt enjoy t'other. SAY Jhelom sounds dangerous to me. Everybody's armed and 'tis said they'll challenge thee to a duel for no good reason. SAY They're very daring in Jhelom. Good swordsmen and skilled riders. SAY Thou'lt do fine in Jhelom. 'Tis only cowards they despise. SAY Cannot say I care much for the ethics of Jhelom. Watch thy comrade's back, watch thine own. Paranoia, I call it. SAY I saw a dance from Jhelom once. 'Twas done in Britannia. Looked like hackin' and slashin' and kickin' to me. Take away the music and thou wouldst call it a riot! SAY Jhelom? Now there is a town without a lick of beauty. Sad, really. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Jhelom? 'Tis to be found at the very most northern tip of the largest Valarian Isles. SAY Me, now I've been to Jhelom in my youth, and what I remember most of all 'tis the hard, rocky beaches and the oddly sparse jungles. SAY Jhelom 'tis the very place to go if thou'rt looking to hire mercenaries. SAY An overabundance of mercenaries are found in Jhelom ... and the shops and other establishments that serve them that fight for a living. SAY My sister lived in Jhelom for near on two years. She didn't like it ... too harsh for her tastes. All steel and iron, no silks and satins. SAY There's only hard-edged rational folks in Jhelom. They've no use for mages, but a magic weapon or potion will fetch a fine price most days. SAY They need a fair amount of goods in Jhelom. They once tried to set up a colony - called New Jhelom - to grow their goods for 'em. It didn't work out. Now it's called Nujel'm and 'tis a nasty wicked place. SAY There's not a lot of natural good to be grown or mined at Jhelom. Rocky, thou knowest. SAY Jhelom? They breed and train the best horses in the realm. Famous for it. SAY 'T'ain't no horse better than a Valorian steed from Jhelom. Best war-mount a warrior could want. SAY Jhelom? Pah! 'Tis a militocracy. Only ex-generals can rule, or some such nonsense. SAY 'Tis very like Trinsic and Serpent's Hold. If thou likes one, thou wilt enjoy t'other. SAY Jhelom sounds dangerous to me. Everybody's armed and 'tis said they'll challenge thee to a duel for no good reason. SAY They're very daring in Jhelom. Good swordsmen and skilled riders. SAY Thou'lt do fine in Jhelom. 'Tis only cowards they despise. SAY Cannot say I care much for the ethics of Jhelom. Watch thy comrade's back, watch thine own. Paranoia, I call it. SAY I saw a dance from Jhelom once. 'Twas done in Britannia. Looked like hackin' and slashin' and kickin' to me. Take away the music and thou wouldst call it a riot! SAY Jhelom? Now there is a town without a lick of beauty. Sad, really. ENDDO ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*nujelm* ON=*nujel'm* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY I ain't familiar with Nujel'm. SAY Nooj L. M. was a famous bard, my mother said. SAY Never been to Nujel'm. SAY Thou ain't in Nujel'm, nope. SAY got a cousin in Nujel'm. She got a good job as a waitress. SAY Nujel'm ...? I remember somethin' someone said 'bout an island and that it was wicked. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY I ain't familiar with Nujel'm. SAY Nooj L. M. was a famous bard, my mother said. SAY Never been to Nujel'm. SAY Thou ain't in Nujel'm, nope. SAY got a cousin in Nujel'm. She got a good job as a waitress. SAY Nujel'm ...? I remember somethin' someone said 'bout an island and that it was wicked. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Tis far from most things, is Nujel'm. A good thing, too! SAY I've never been to Nujel'm. I hear 'tis a desperately wicked place, where more skin is shown than covered! SAY Nujel'm is an island city. Part of Britannia, but ... different. SAY My cousin said that in Nujel'm inns, magic makes the beds every morning and polishes the shoes every night. Wonder what the servants do .... SAY They grow naught but fancy fruit on that Nujel'm island. Everything else has to be brought by ship. SAY Tell not a soul, but I want to go to Nujel'm someday. I'm savin' me coins up for a trip to their beaches. They say thou canst swim with not a stitch on at all! SAY 'Tis a wicked place, is Nujel'm! They is ruled by despots who couldn't be prouder of the stranglehold they have on the city. SAY The city guards of Nujel'm are bound to keep peace. They can execute a thief without askin' leave of anybody! SAY A friend tells me it's a disgusting place. Nujel'm has no respect for decency. My friend's been there three times, and he'd know! SAY Nujel'm's in no danger. So many ambassadors and lordlings spend their leisure hours there that all the lands would rise up to defend it. SAY 'Tis a foul place, ruled by the get of pirates and pillagers. SAY 'Twas a den of thieves once. Now Nujel'm has merchants, not cutthroats, who take all thy gold. SAY I heard that on the island of Nujel'm, giving money to someone other than a Nujellan is punishable by death! SAY The only thing free on Nujel'm is air, and any mage who conjures a way to charge gold for breathing will be hailed as a savior. SAY Evil people walk the streets of Nujel'm. Slavers, assassins and such ilk are treated like regular citizens! SAY I cannot stand the thought of Nujel'm! 'Tis a city without a soul! SAY I heard Nujel'm is a beautiful place, full of color and magic. SAY Nujel'm is gaudy and noisy. Behind the gilt is nothing but common avarice. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Tis far from most things, is Nujel'm. A good thing, too! SAY I've never been to Nujel'm. I hear 'tis a desperately wicked place, where more skin is shown than covered! SAY Nujel'm is an island city. Part of Britannia, but ... different. SAY My cousin said that in Nujel'm inns, magic makes the beds every morning and polishes the shoes every night. Wonder what the servants do .... SAY They grow naught but fancy fruit on that Nujel'm island. Everything else has to be brought by ship. SAY Tell not a soul, but I want to go to Nujel'm someday. I'm savin' me coins up for a trip to their beaches. They say thou canst swim with not a stitch on at all! SAY 'Tis a wicked place, is Nujel'm! They is ruled by despots who couldn't be prouder of the stranglehold they have on the city. SAY The city guards of Nujel'm are bound to keep peace. They can execute a thief without askin' leave of anybody! SAY A friend tells me it's a disgusting place. Nujel'm has no respect for decency. My friend's been there three times, and he'd know! SAY Nujel'm's in no danger. So many ambassadors and lordlings spend their leisure hours there that all the lands would rise up to defend it. SAY 'Tis a foul place, ruled by the get of pirates and pillagers. SAY 'Twas a den of thieves once. Now Nujel'm has merchants, not cutthroats, who take all thy gold. SAY I heard that on the island of Nujel'm, giving money to someone other than a Nujellan is punishable by death! SAY The only thing free on Nujel'm is air, and any mage who conjures a way to charge gold for breathing will be hailed as a savior. SAY Evil people walk the streets of Nujel'm. Slavers, assassins and such ilk are treated like regular citizens! SAY I cannot stand the thought of Nujel'm! 'Tis a city without a soul! SAY I heard Nujel'm is a beautiful place, full of color and magic. SAY Nujel'm is gaudy and noisy. Behind the gilt is nothing but common avarice. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Tis far from most things, is Nujel'm. A good thing, too! SAY I've never been to Nujel'm. I hear 'tis a desperately wicked place, where more skin is shown than covered! SAY Nujel'm is an island city. Part of Britannia, but ... different. SAY My cousin said that in Nujel'm inns, magic makes the beds every morning and polishes the shoes every night. Wonder what the servants do .... SAY They grow naught but fancy fruit on that Nujel'm island. Everything else has to be brought by ship. SAY Tell not a soul, but I want to go to Nujel'm someday. I'm savin' me coins up for a trip to their beaches. They say thou canst swim with not a stitch on at all! SAY 'Tis a wicked place, is Nujel'm! They is ruled by despots who couldn't be prouder of the stranglehold they have on the city. SAY The city guards of Nujel'm are bound to keep peace. They can execute a thief without askin' leave of anybody! SAY A friend tells me it's a disgusting place. Nujel'm has no respect for decency. My friend's been there three times, and he'd know! SAY Nujel'm's in no danger. So many ambassadors and lordlings spend their leisure hours there that all the lands would rise up to defend it. SAY 'Tis a foul place, ruled by the get of pirates and pillagers. SAY 'Twas a den of thieves once. Now Nujel'm has merchants, not cutthroats, who take all thy gold. SAY I heard that on the island of Nujel'm, giving money to someone other than a Nujellan is punishable by death! SAY The only thing free on Nujel'm is air, and any mage who conjures a way to charge gold for breathing will be hailed as a savior. SAY Evil people walk the streets of Nujel'm. Slavers, assassins and such ilk are treated like regular citizens! SAY I cannot stand the thought of Nujel'm! 'Tis a city without a soul! SAY I heard Nujel'm is a beautiful place, full of color and magic. SAY Nujel'm is gaudy and noisy. Behind the gilt is nothing but common avarice. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Tis far from most things, is Nujel'm. A good thing, too! SAY I've never been to Nujel'm. I hear 'tis a desperately wicked place, where more skin is shown than covered! SAY Nujel'm is an island city. Part of Britannia, but ... different. SAY My cousin said that in Nujel'm inns, magic makes the beds every morning and polishes the shoes every night. Wonder what the servants do .... SAY They grow naught but fancy fruit on that Nujel'm island. Everything else has to be brought by ship. SAY Tell not a soul, but I want to go to Nujel'm someday. I'm savin' me coins up for a trip to their beaches. They say thou canst swim with not a stitch on at all! SAY 'Tis a wicked place, is Nujel'm! They is ruled by despots who couldn't be prouder of the stranglehold they have on the city. SAY The city guards of Nujel'm are bound to keep peace. They can execute a thief without askin' leave of anybody! SAY A friend tells me it's a disgusting place. Nujel'm has no respect for decency. My friend's been there three times, and he'd know! SAY Nujel'm's in no danger. So many ambassadors and lordlings spend their leisure hours there that all the lands would rise up to defend it. SAY 'Tis a foul place, ruled by the get of pirates and pillagers. SAY 'Twas a den of thieves once. Now Nujel'm has merchants, not cutthroats, who take all thy gold. SAY I heard that on the island of Nujel'm, giving money to someone other than a Nujellan is punishable by death! SAY The only thing free on Nujel'm is air, and any mage who conjures a way to charge gold for breathing will be hailed as a savior. SAY Evil people walk the streets of Nujel'm. Slavers, assassins and such ilk are treated like regular citizens! SAY I cannot stand the thought of Nujel'm! 'Tis a city without a soul! SAY I heard Nujel'm is a beautiful place, full of color and magic. SAY Nujel'm is gaudy and noisy. Behind the gilt is nothing but common avarice. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*moonglow* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY Moonglow is my sister's cat's name. SAY Moonglow's an island, I think. SAY Moonglow's one of them places where they think a lot. SAY Moonglow's where they grow new magic, I think. SAY I met a mage from Moonglow, once. SAY Moonglow? Pah! SAY They got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knows. Not a real worker in the lot of 'em ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY Moonglow is my sister's cat's name. SAY Moonglow's an island, I think. SAY Moonglow's one of them places where they think a lot. SAY Moonglow's where they grow new magic, I think. SAY I met a mage from Moonglow, once. SAY Moonglow? Pah! SAY They got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knows. Not a real worker in the lot of 'em ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Moonglow is on the southern tip of Verity isle. SAY Verity Isle is Moonglow's whereabouts. The island is named so for the city puts much store in lofty intellectual pursuits. SAY 'Tis a very logical place, is Moonglow. Practical buildings, straightforward streets. Not a bit of froo-froo. SAY Moonglow people are too smart by half. They buy other cities' technology and then whack it to bits to see how it works. SAY Moonglow is a place of new magic. I did hear that most new magic is developed there. SAY The Lycaeum at Moonglow is famous. Nearly every wizard of any fame at all has studied there. SAY 'Tis a shameful waste that the land around Moonglow is so rich, yet none really till the soil. Might dirty their hands! Pah! SAY They've got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knowest. All is imported, but not a penny of tariff do they pay! SAY I heard once that they do not have coin in Moonglow. I know not that I believe it, though. SAY I met a man from Moonglow once. Like a teacher he was, he knew so much. Too much brains, I'd say ... SAY I learned in school that Moonglow's export is knowledge. Hah! I bet not one of them knows half I know. SAY Did'st thou knowest that Moonglow was beset by pirates and rogues long ago? Never no more, though. The mages keep the freebooters at bay. SAY 'Tis not right, thou knowest. Moonglow is supposed to be for the benefit of the realm, but they get to sit on fancy cushions, whilst folks like thee and me do the real work. SAY I met a lass from Moonglow last year. Her nose was so high, she'd drown in a rainshower. SAY 'Tis a horrible place, I'm told. No holidays nor celebration feasts at all. 'Interruptions' they call 'em. SAY Someone told me once that if the fine folk in Moonglow think thou'rt stupid, they'll not so much as let thee on shore! SAY A scholar once told me that Moonglow people aren't as smart as they think they are. SAY Moonglow? Pah! Too much thinkin', not enough livin' goin' on there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Moonglow is on the southern tip of Verity isle. SAY Verity Isle is Moonglow's whereabouts. The island is named so for the city puts much store in lofty intellectual pursuits. SAY 'Tis a very logical place, is Moonglow. Practical buildings, straightforward streets. Not a bit of froo-froo. SAY Moonglow people are too smart by half. They buy other cities' technology and then whack it to bits to see how it works. SAY Moonglow is a place of new magic. I did hear that most new magic is developed there. SAY The Lycaeum at Moonglow is famous. Nearly every wizard of any fame at all has studied there. SAY 'Tis a shameful waste that the land around Moonglow is so rich, yet none really till the soil. Might dirty their hands! Pah! SAY They've got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knowest. All is imported, but not a penny of tariff do they pay! SAY I heard once that they do not have coin in Moonglow. I know not that I believe it, though. SAY I met a man from Moonglow once. Like a teacher he was, he knew so much. Too much brains, I'd say ... SAY I learned in school that Moonglow's export is knowledge. Hah! I bet not one of them knows half I know. SAY Did'st thou knowest that Moonglow was beset by pirates and rogues long ago? Never no more, though. The mages keep the freebooters at bay. SAY 'Tis not right, thou knowest. Moonglow is supposed to be for the benefit of the realm, but they get to sit on fancy cushions, whilst folks like thee and me do the real work. SAY I met a lass from Moonglow last year. Her nose was so high, she'd drown in a rainshower. SAY 'Tis a horrible place, I'm told. No holidays nor celebration feasts at all. 'Interruptions' they call 'em. SAY Someone told me once that if the fine folk in Moonglow think thou'rt stupid, they'll not so much as let thee on shore! SAY A scholar once told me that Moonglow people aren't as smart as they think they are. SAY Moonglow? Pah! Too much thinkin', not enough livin' goin' on there. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Moonglow is on the southern tip of Verity isle. SAY Verity Isle is Moonglow's whereabouts. The island is named so for the city puts much store in lofty intellectual pursuits. SAY 'Tis a very logical place, is Moonglow. Practical buildings, straightforward streets. Not a bit of froo-froo. SAY Moonglow people are too smart by half. They buy other cities' technology and then whack it to bits to see how it works. SAY Moonglow is a place of new magic. I did hear that most new magic is developed there. SAY The Lycaeum at Moonglow is famous. Nearly every wizard of any fame at all has studied there. SAY 'Tis a shameful waste that the land around Moonglow is so rich, yet none really till the soil. Might dirty their hands! Pah! SAY They've got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knowest. All is imported, but not a penny of tariff do they pay! SAY I heard once that they do not have coin in Moonglow. I know not that I believe it, though. SAY I met a man from Moonglow once. Like a teacher he was, he knew so much. Too much brains, I'd say ... SAY I learned in school that Moonglow's export is knowledge. Hah! I bet not one of them knows half I know. SAY Did'st thou knowest that Moonglow was beset by pirates and rogues long ago? Never no more, though. The mages keep the freebooters at bay. SAY 'Tis not right, thou knowest. Moonglow is supposed to be for the benefit of the realm, but they get to sit on fancy cushions, whilst folks like thee and me do the real work. SAY I met a lass from Moonglow last year. Her nose was so high, she'd drown in a rainshower. SAY 'Tis a horrible place, I'm told. No holidays nor celebration feasts at all. 'Interruptions' they call 'em. SAY Someone told me once that if the fine folk in Moonglow think thou'rt stupid, they'll not so much as let thee on shore! SAY A scholar once told me that Moonglow people aren't as smart as they think they are. SAY Moonglow? Pah! Too much thinkin', not enough livin' goin' on there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Moonglow is on the southern tip of Verity isle. SAY Verity Isle is Moonglow's whereabouts. The island is named so for the city puts much store in lofty intellectual pursuits. SAY 'Tis a very logical place, is Moonglow. Practical buildings, straightforward streets. Not a bit of froo-froo. SAY Moonglow people are too smart by half. They buy other cities' technology and then whack it to bits to see how it works. SAY Moonglow is a place of new magic. I did hear that most new magic is developed there. SAY The Lycaeum at Moonglow is famous. Nearly every wizard of any fame at all has studied there. SAY 'Tis a shameful waste that the land around Moonglow is so rich, yet none really till the soil. Might dirty their hands! Pah! SAY They've got it sweet in Moonglow, thou knowest. All is imported, but not a penny of tariff do they pay! SAY I heard once that they do not have coin in Moonglow. I know not that I believe it, though. SAY I met a man from Moonglow once. Like a teacher he was, he knew so much. Too much brains, I'd say ... SAY I learned in school that Moonglow's export is knowledge. Hah! I bet not one of them knows half I know. SAY Did'st thou knowest that Moonglow was beset by pirates and rogues long ago? Never no more, though. The mages keep the freebooters at bay. SAY 'Tis not right, thou knowest. Moonglow is supposed to be for the benefit of the realm, but they get to sit on fancy cushions, whilst folks like thee and me do the real work. SAY I met a lass from Moonglow last year. Her nose was so high, she'd drown in a rainshower. SAY 'Tis a horrible place, I'm told. No holidays nor celebration feasts at all. 'Interruptions' they call 'em. SAY Someone told me once that if the fine folk in Moonglow think thou'rt stupid, they'll not so much as let thee on shore! SAY A scholar once told me that Moonglow people aren't as smart as they think they are. SAY Moonglow? Pah! Too much thinkin', not enough livin' goin' on there. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*cove* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY Cove? Yup, last year me roof done cove in! SAY Cove? I ain't sure I ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I ain't sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. Never been there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Cove? Yup, last year me roof done cove in! SAY Cove? I ain't sure I ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I ain't sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. Never been there. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Cove? I'm not sure I've ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I'm not sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. I've never been there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Cove? I'm not sure I've ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I'm not sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. I've never been there. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Cove? I'm not sure I've ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I'm not sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. I've never been there. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Cove? I'm not sure I've ever been there. SAY Cove? Sounds near the water, mayhap .... SAY I think I may have heard of Cove. Perhaps near to Britain somehow. SAY I'm not sure where Cove is. SAY Hmmm. Cove. I've never been there. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=skara*brae IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 8 SAY Skara Brae is a kind of perfume, maybe. SAY Skara Brae is on an island. SAY My uncle is a fisherman in Skara Brae. SAY Skara Brae? I think it's to the west. SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I been told. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. SAY Good cropland near Skara Brae. SAY I met a ranger from Skara Brae once. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 8 SAY Skara Brae is a kind of perfume, maybe. SAY Skara Brae is on an island. SAY My uncle is a fisherman in Skara Brae. SAY Skara Brae? I think it's to the west. SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I been told. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. SAY Good cropland near Skara Brae. SAY I met a ranger from Skara Brae once. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Skara Brae is on an island due west of Britain. SAY Skara Brae 'tis a fine place for fisherfolk. SAY Skara Brae? Thou canst not get more west than that! SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I've been told. Hills and parks and cobblestone streets has Skara Brae. SAY They say Skara Brae has all the conveniences of home. Unusual in an island, surely. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. Not firebolts so much as scramblin' up thy head. SAY I hear the land on Skara Brae is good cropland. They even have rangers to keep the farms safe. SAY It's bad positioning, that's what it is. Skara Brae is unprotected from any evil that comes from the sea. 'Tis dangerous to sail there. SAY They be the best shipbuilders in Skara Brae. Except Minoc of course. Maybe Britain, too. Still, they build fine, fast ships! SAY The rangers in Skara Brae are second to none! SAY A ranger who trained in Skara Brae can survive nearly anything nature can devise. They are marvels with animals, too. SAY Skara Brae would be a far happier place if they could rid themselves of pirates! SAY Very clean folk in Skara Brae. I'm told they'd rather bathe than eat, if they had to choose. SAY I met a lady from Skara Brae once. She said that inside every body is all the 'etheric culmination of the intellect,' with compassion and rationality. Something like that. I lose sleep thinkin' on it. SAY Poets! Everyone in Skara Brae is a poet! That's no good at all! SAY Thou couldst not swing a fish in Skara Brae without thou slappest two rangers. SAY I met a man from Skara Brae who said that on his island, earrings on a lass was as rare as wigs on a chicken. I've yet to figure what he meant. SAY A mercenary from Jhelom can always find work in Skara Brae. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Skara Brae is on an island due west of Britain. SAY Skara Brae 'tis a fine place for fisherfolk. SAY Skara Brae? Thou canst not get more west than that! SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I've been told. Hills and parks and cobblestone streets has Skara Brae. SAY They say Skara Brae has all the conveniences of home. Unusual in an island, surely. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. Not firebolts so much as scramblin' up thy head. SAY I hear the land on Skara Brae is good cropland. They even have rangers to keep the farms safe. SAY It's bad positioning, that's what it is. Skara Brae is unprotected from any evil that comes from the sea. 'Tis dangerous to sail there. SAY They be the best shipbuilders in Skara Brae. Except Minoc of course. Maybe Britain, too. Still, they build fine, fast ships! SAY The rangers in Skara Brae are second to none! SAY A ranger who trained in Skara Brae can survive nearly anything nature can devise. They are marvels with animals, too. SAY Skara Brae would be a far happier place if they could rid themselves of pirates! SAY Very clean folk in Skara Brae. I'm told they'd rather bathe than eat, if they had to choose. SAY I met a lady from Skara Brae once. She said that inside every body is all the 'etheric culmination of the intellect,' with compassion and rationality. Something like that. I lose sleep thinkin' on it. SAY Poets! Everyone in Skara Brae is a poet! That's no good at all! SAY Thou couldst not swing a fish in Skara Brae without thou slappest two rangers. SAY I met a man from Skara Brae who said that on his island, earrings on a lass was as rare as wigs on a chicken. I've yet to figure what he meant. SAY A mercenary from Jhelom can always find work in Skara Brae. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Skara Brae is on an island due west of Britain. SAY Skara Brae 'tis a fine place for fisherfolk. SAY Skara Brae? Thou canst not get more west than that! SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I've been told. Hills and parks and cobblestone streets has Skara Brae. SAY They say Skara Brae has all the conveniences of home. Unusual in an island, surely. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. Not firebolts so much as scramblin' up thy head. SAY I hear the land on Skara Brae is good cropland. They even have rangers to keep the farms safe. SAY It's bad positioning, that's what it is. Skara Brae is unprotected from any evil that comes from the sea. 'Tis dangerous to sail there. SAY They be the best shipbuilders in Skara Brae. Except Minoc of course. Maybe Britain, too. Still, they build fine, fast ships! SAY The rangers in Skara Brae are second to none! SAY A ranger who trained in Skara Brae can survive nearly anything nature can devise. They are marvels with animals, too. SAY Skara Brae would be a far happier place if they could rid themselves of pirates! SAY Very clean folk in Skara Brae. I'm told they'd rather bathe than eat, if they had to choose. SAY I met a lady from Skara Brae once. She said that inside every body is all the 'etheric culmination of the intellect,' with compassion and rationality. Something like that. I lose sleep thinkin' on it. SAY Poets! Everyone in Skara Brae is a poet! That's no good at all! SAY Thou couldst not swing a fish in Skara Brae without thou slappest two rangers. SAY I met a man from Skara Brae who said that on his island, earrings on a lass was as rare as wigs on a chicken. I've yet to figure what he meant. SAY A mercenary from Jhelom can always find work in Skara Brae. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Skara Brae is on an island due west of Britain. SAY Skara Brae 'tis a fine place for fisherfolk. SAY Skara Brae? Thou canst not get more west than that! SAY 'Tis a lovely place, I've been told. Hills and parks and cobblestone streets has Skara Brae. SAY They say Skara Brae has all the conveniences of home. Unusual in an island, surely. SAY They got mind magic in Skara Brae. Not firebolts so much as scramblin' up thy head. SAY I hear the land on Skara Brae is good cropland. They even have rangers to keep the farms safe. SAY It's bad positioning, that's what it is. Skara Brae is unprotected from any evil that comes from the sea. 'Tis dangerous to sail there. SAY They be the best shipbuilders in Skara Brae. Except Minoc of course. Maybe Britain, too. Still, they build fine, fast ships! SAY The rangers in Skara Brae are second to none! SAY A ranger who trained in Skara Brae can survive nearly anything nature can devise. They are marvels with animals, too. SAY Skara Brae would be a far happier place if they could rid themselves of pirates! SAY Very clean folk in Skara Brae. I'm told they'd rather bathe than eat, if they had to choose. SAY I met a lady from Skara Brae once. She said that inside every body is all the 'etheric culmination of the intellect,' with compassion and rationality. Something like that. I lose sleep thinkin' on it. SAY Poets! Everyone in Skara Brae is a poet! That's no good at all! SAY Thou couldst not swing a fish in Skara Brae without thou slappest two rangers. SAY I met a man from Skara Brae who said that on his island, earrings on a lass was as rare as wigs on a chicken. I've yet to figure what he meant. SAY A mercenary from Jhelom can always find work in Skara Brae. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*minoc* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY My knock? SAY I don't know where Minoc is. SAY Minoc might be in the mountains. SAY My cousin said Minoc is fair cold. SAY Minoc? I don't know much about Minoc. SAY They say thou can make good money in Minoc. SAY There's a fair number of people who left here for Minoc. I don't know just why. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY My knock? SAY I don't know where Minoc is. SAY Minoc might be in the mountains. SAY My cousin said Minoc is fair cold. SAY Minoc? I don't know much about Minoc. SAY They say thou can make good money in Minoc. SAY There's a fair number of people who left here for Minoc. I don't know just why. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND DORAND 17 SAY Minoc is in the northmost part of the realm, a bit to the east. SAY Minoc is nestled in the mountains like an egg in a nest. SAY 'Tis a mining town, is Minoc. Used to be crazy metalworkers, now 'tis mostly crazy miners. SAY They love their tools, does Minoc. The Gadgeteers Guild is there, thou knowest. SAY Minoc is too cold for my tastes. I'd need to walk in furs from head to toe, lest I'd shiver meself to death. SAY I hear Minoc is a booming, thriving town. More money than people, they say. SAY I'd not go to Minoc myself. There are too many thieves attracted to the new money. SAY They're very pleased with themselves, in Minoc. I tell thee, there'll be trouble when all the new mines run dry! SAY From Minoc comes the raw stuffs for building - lumber and metals and such. Their inventors are busy from dawn to dusk. Pity the nearest market is in Vesper. SAY Must be a curse on Minoc, that they have so much, yet are too far away to best market it. They can't even find trusty mercenaries to guard their caravans. SAY They live in ragged furs in Minoc, and love to call names to them that wear silk and eat off plates. SAY Brigands can take their caravans, but Minoc is too well defended for invasion. SAY Very creative people are found in Minoc. They take pride in artistry there. SAY 'Tis a grand place for an evening, is Minoc! Dancin' and drinkin' keep the cold from settlin' on thee. SAY Were I an artist, I'd buy my goods in Minoc, but do my living in Vesper. SAY Minoc is a mining village gone mad. SAY Minoc has a different outlook than any other city in the realm. It's as fancy as a rabbit tooth, if thou knowest what I mean. ENDDO ELSE DORAND DORAND 17 SAY Minoc is in the northmost part of the realm, a bit to the east. SAY Minoc is nestled in the mountains like an egg in a nest. SAY 'Tis a mining town, is Minoc. Used to be crazy metalworkers, now 'tis mostly crazy miners. SAY They love their tools, does Minoc. The Gadgeteers Guild is there, thou knowest. SAY Minoc is too cold for my tastes. I'd need to walk in furs from head to toe, lest I'd shiver meself to death. SAY I hear Minoc is a booming, thriving town. More money than people, they say. SAY I'd not go to Minoc myself. There are too many thieves attracted to the new money. SAY They're very pleased with themselves, in Minoc. I tell thee, there'll be trouble when all the new mines run dry! SAY From Minoc comes the raw stuffs for building - lumber and metals and such. Their inventors are busy from dawn to dusk. Pity the nearest market is in Vesper. SAY Must be a curse on Minoc, that they have so much, yet are too far away to best market it. They can't even find trusty mercenaries to guard their caravans. SAY They live in ragged furs in Minoc, and love to call names to them that wear silk and eat off plates. SAY Brigands can take their caravans, but Minoc is too well defended for invasion. SAY Very creative people are found in Minoc. They take pride in artistry there. SAY 'Tis a grand place for an evening, is Minoc! Dancin' and drinkin' keep the cold from settlin' on thee. SAY Were I an artist, I'd buy my goods in Minoc, but do my living in Vesper. SAY Minoc is a mining village gone mad. SAY Minoc has a different outlook than any other city in the realm. It's as fancy as a rabbit tooth, if thou knowest what I mean. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 17 SAY Minoc is in the northmost part of the realm, a bit to the east. SAY Minoc is nestled in the mountains like an egg in a nest. SAY 'Tis a mining town, is Minoc. Used to be crazy metalworkers, now 'tis mostly crazy miners. SAY They love their tools, does Minoc. The Gadgeteers Guild is there, thou knowest. SAY Minoc is too cold for my tastes. I'd need to walk in furs from head to toe, lest I'd shiver meself to death. SAY I hear Minoc is a booming, thriving town. More money than people, they say. SAY I'd not go to Minoc myself. There are too many thieves attracted to the new money. SAY They're very pleased with themselves, in Minoc. I tell thee, there'll be trouble when all the new mines run dry! SAY From Minoc comes the raw stuffs for building - lumber and metals and such. Their inventors are busy from dawn to dusk. Pity the nearest market is in Vesper. SAY Must be a curse on Minoc, that they have so much, yet are too far away to best market it. They can't even find trusty mercenaries to guard their caravans. SAY They live in ragged furs in Minoc, and love to call names to them that wear silk and eat off plates. SAY Brigands can take their caravans, but Minoc is too well defended for invasion. SAY Very creative people are found in Minoc. They take pride in artistry there. SAY 'Tis a grand place for an evening, is Minoc! Dancin' and drinkin' keep the cold from settlin' on thee. SAY Were I an artist, I'd buy my goods in Minoc, but do my living in Vesper. SAY Minoc is a mining village gone mad. SAY Minoc has a different outlook than any other city in the realm. It's as fancy as a rabbit tooth, if thou knowest what I mean. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 17 SAY Minoc is in the northmost part of the realm, a bit to the east. SAY Minoc is nestled in the mountains like an egg in a nest. SAY 'Tis a mining town, is Minoc. Used to be crazy metalworkers, now 'tis mostly crazy miners. SAY They love their tools, does Minoc. The Gadgeteers Guild is there, thou knowest. SAY Minoc is too cold for my tastes. I'd need to walk in furs from head to toe, lest I'd shiver meself to death. SAY I hear Minoc is a booming, thriving town. More money than people, they say. SAY I'd not go to Minoc myself. There are too many thieves attracted to the new money. SAY They're very pleased with themselves, in Minoc. I tell thee, there'll be trouble when all the new mines run dry! SAY From Minoc comes the raw stuffs for building - lumber and metals and such. Their inventors are busy from dawn to dusk. Pity the nearest market is in Vesper. SAY Must be a curse on Minoc, that they have so much, yet are too far away to best market it. They can't even find trusty mercenaries to guard their caravans. SAY They live in ragged furs in Minoc, and love to call names to them that wear silk and eat off plates. SAY Brigands can take their caravans, but Minoc is too well defended for invasion. SAY Very creative people are found in Minoc. They take pride in artistry there. SAY 'Tis a grand place for an evening, is Minoc! Dancin' and drinkin' keep the cold from settlin' on thee. SAY Were I an artist, I'd buy my goods in Minoc, but do my living in Vesper. SAY Minoc is a mining village gone mad. SAY Minoc has a different outlook than any other city in the realm. It's as fancy as a rabbit tooth, if thou knowest what I mean. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*vesper* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY Vesper? 'Tis someone who has vesprosy. SAY Vesper? It may be a sea town .... SAY I never been to Vesper. SAY Vesper is a cold place, I'm told. I hate cold. SAY I don't even know what they make in Vesper. SAY My aunt's got a gadget that came from Vesper. SAY I don't even know where Vesper is. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY Vesper? 'Tis someone who has vesprosy. SAY Vesper? It may be a sea town .... SAY I never been to Vesper. SAY Vesper is a cold place, I'm told. I hate cold. SAY I don't even know what they make in Vesper. SAY My aunt's got a gadget that came from Vesper. SAY I don't even know where Vesper is. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 3 SAY Vesper is on the eastern coast of Britannia, to the north. It is Britannia's major trading port for the north sea SAY Vesper is a city of silly people. They have an overabundance, and no wit to use it well. SAY What Vesper does not know is that Lord British is aware that it is not working for the best interest of his realm. One day that city will receive a surprise. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 3 SAY Vesper is on the eastern coast of Britannia, to the north. It is Britannia's major trading port for the north sea SAY Vesper is a city of silly people. They have an overabundance, and no wit to use it well. SAY What Vesper does not know is that Lord British is aware that it is not working for the best interest of his realm. One day that city will receive a surprise. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Vesper can be found on the eastern coast of Britannia, to the north. SAY If thou art looking for the major trading port for the north sea, 'tis Vesper. SAY Ah, Vesper is known as a beautiful city. I would like to go there someday. SAY Now thou wilt be able to find anything thou needest in Vesper. That is its fame. SAY Vesper is a bit cold for my tastes. Cold wind, cold stone, cold people. SAY Thou knowest that Vesper is the export center for Minoc, yes? They carry gadgets the likes of which thou'lt use every day ... and other such things as thou'lt be pressed to find any use for at all. SAY The shopping in Minoc, they say, is a pastime and not a chore. Many shops for many things. SAY I don't know what I think about Vesper. From what I hear, they spend their time on naught but silly things. SAY I'm told that the assassins in Vesper use magic in their trade. SAY 'Tis a bad place to farm, is Vesper, but a fair place to fish. SAY People tire of things quickly in Vesper, and cast them out. They care not if it is gold or dross. SAY Vesper needs must be a nervous place. There are few cities that do not envy its power, and would take it if they could. SAY I heard Vesper was rotten to the core. Crime and all manner of vice can be found within its walls. SAY I hear rumors that even Lord British does not condone Vesper's wicked ways, and wishes Britain were well washed of its sordid vices. SAY Vesper is a city with an audience. Always there is street theater, firework displays and other such extravagances. Their only goal is to bring the moneyed people back SAY Thou canst never tell if someone from Vesper likes thee. They smile at everyone. SAY They love only money in Vesper. SAY Thou art always watched in Vesper. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Vesper can be found on the eastern coast of Britannia, to the north. SAY If thou art looking for the major trading port for the north sea, 'tis Vesper. SAY Ah, Vesper is known as a beautiful city. I would like to go there someday. SAY Now thou wilt be able to find anything thou needest in Vesper. That is its fame. SAY Vesper is a bit cold for my tastes. Cold wind, cold stone, cold people. SAY Thou knowest that Vesper is the export center for Minoc, yes? They carry gadgets the likes of which thou'lt use every day ... and other such things as thou'lt be pressed to find any use for at all. SAY The shopping in Minoc, they say, is a pastime and not a chore. Many shops for many things. SAY I don't know what I think about Vesper. From what I hear, they spend their time on naught but silly things. SAY I'm told that the assassins in Vesper use magic in their trade. SAY 'Tis a bad place to farm, is Vesper, but a fair place to fish. SAY People tire of things quickly in Vesper, and cast them out. They care not if it is gold or dross. SAY Vesper needs must be a nervous place. There are few cities that do not envy its power, and would take it if they could. SAY I heard Vesper was rotten to the core. Crime and all manner of vice can be found within its walls. SAY I hear rumors that even Lord British does not condone Vesper's wicked ways, and wishes Britain were well washed of its sordid vices. SAY Vesper is a city with an audience. Always there is street theater, firework displays and other such extravagances. Their only goal is to bring the moneyed people back SAY Thou canst never tell if someone from Vesper likes thee. They smile at everyone. SAY They love only money in Vesper. SAY Thou art always watched in Vesper. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=bucs*den IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 9 SAY I don't know of no place called 'Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? Sounds wicked. SAY I know nothin' of Buccaneer's Den. SAY I never been to Buccaneer's Den. SAY What? What? I don't get thy question. SAY How would thou know of such a place? I ain't never heard of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccawho's Den? SAY Buccaneer's Den? Sounds like a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it's named bad ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 9 SAY I don't know of no place called 'Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? Sounds wicked. SAY I know nothin' of Buccaneer's Den. SAY I never been to Buccaneer's Den. SAY What? What? I don't get thy question. SAY How would thou know of such a place? I ain't never heard of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccawho's Den? SAY Buccaneer's Den? Sounds like a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it's named bad ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 8 SAY Thou'rt in Buccaneer's Den. SAY Thou'rt touched. This place is the Den. SAY Not much to tell of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den is where the truly free pitch their tents. SAY The Den is a good place to hide from those such as would be lookin' for thee. SAY How would'st thou not know of such a place? This place is Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? 'Tis a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it is misnamed ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. But we like it that way. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 8 SAY Thou'rt in Buccaneer's Den. SAY Thou'rt touched. This place is the Den. SAY Not much to tell of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den is where the truly free pitch their tents. SAY The Den is a good place to hide from those such as would be lookin' for thee. SAY How would'st thou not know of such a place? This place is Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? 'Tis a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it is misnamed ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. But we like it that way. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 8 SAY Thou'rt in Buccaneer's Den. SAY Thou'rt touched. This place is the Den. SAY Not much to tell of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den is where the truly free pitch their tents. SAY The Den is a good place to hide from those such as would be lookin' for thee. SAY How would'st thou not know of such a place? This place is Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? 'Tis a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it is misnamed ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. But we like it that way. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 8 SAY Thou'rt in Buccaneer's Den. SAY Thou'rt touched. This place is the Den. SAY Not much to tell of Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den is where the truly free pitch their tents. SAY The Den is a good place to hide from those such as would be lookin' for thee. SAY How would'st thou not know of such a place? This place is Buccaneer's Den. SAY Buccaneer's Den? 'Tis a place for pirates. SAY Buccaneer's Den ... unless it is misnamed ... would be a pit of immorality and deceit. But we like it that way. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*magincia* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY Magincia is ... a city of Britain. SAY I ain't never been to Magincia. SAY My cousin said they wouldn't even let him in the gate of Magincia. He wasn't fine enough. SAY The rich poffs live in Magincia.! SAY I've heard of Magincia, but I can't remember what was said. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling snobs! ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Magincia is ... a city of Britain. SAY I ain't never been to Magincia. SAY My cousin said they wouldn't even let him in the gate of Magincia. He wasn't fine enough. SAY The rich poffs live in Magincia.! SAY I've heard of Magincia, but I can't remember what was said. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling snobs! ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 16 SAY Magincia is an island city east of Britain. SAY Magincia, they say, would be food for pirates were it not for Moonglow's magic. SAY Ach! Magincia is all flash and glitter! Too much money, not enough sense. I heard that the most common shop in Magincia has more gems than Lord British' crown! SAY They have everything in Magincia, save common sense. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling peasants! Dost not get me started! SAY I heard that the floors in Magincia clean themselves. Now that's something I'd like to have! SAY They use magic in Magincia to keep from doing work. Seems like cheating to me. SAY There's not much farm land near Magincia, that much I can tell thee. They'd rather pay to have food brought to them. SAY They'd not let the likes of us live in Magincia. 'Tis a city with only ladies, no ladies-in-waiting. SAY I think they have a diamond mine in Magincia. SAY They are lucky to have magical protection in Magincia. Not a city cares for them, and people hereabouts would like to teach them manners. SAY Someone told me that the fine lords and ladies in Magincia hire peasants to talk to peasants. Keeps them a bit father away from the common riffraff, I suppose. SAY It's said that in Magincia, they'd rather look good than feel good. SAY The main difference between someone from Magincia and a peasant is that the Magincian is NOT a PEASANT! If thou see'est what I mean. SAY They produce nothing in Magincia but snobs and money. SAY Someday they'll run out of diamonds in Magincia, and with hunger will come wisdom and compassion. SAY Magincia is a land of over-plenty and overmuch pride. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 16 SAY Magincia is an island city east of Britain. SAY Magincia, they say, would be food for pirates were it not for Moonglow's magic. SAY Ach! Magincia is all flash and glitter! Too much money, not enough sense. I heard that the most common shop in Magincia has more gems than Lord British' crown! SAY They have everything in Magincia, save common sense. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling peasants! Dost not get me started! SAY I heard that the floors in Magincia clean themselves. Now that's something I'd like to have! SAY They use magic in Magincia to keep from doing work. Seems like cheating to me. SAY There's not much farm land near Magincia, that much I can tell thee. They'd rather pay to have food brought to them. SAY They'd not let the likes of us live in Magincia. 'Tis a city with only ladies, no ladies-in-waiting. SAY I think they have a diamond mine in Magincia. SAY They are lucky to have magical protection in Magincia. Not a city cares for them, and people hereabouts would like to teach them manners. SAY Someone told me that the fine lords and ladies in Magincia hire peasants to talk to peasants. Keeps them a bit father away from the common riffraff, I suppose. SAY It's said that in Magincia, they'd rather look good than feel good. SAY The main difference between someone from Magincia and a peasant is that the Magincian is NOT a PEASANT! If thou see'est what I mean. SAY They produce nothing in Magincia but snobs and money. SAY Someday they'll run out of diamonds in Magincia, and with hunger will come wisdom and compassion. SAY Magincia is a land of over-plenty and overmuch pride. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 16 SAY Magincia is an island city east of Britain. SAY Magincia, they say, would be food for pirates were it not for Moonglow's magic. SAY Ach! Magincia is all flash and glitter! Too much money, not enough sense. I heard that the most common shop in Magincia has more gems than Lord British' crown! SAY They have everything in Magincia, save common sense. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling peasants! Dost not get me started! SAY I heard that the floors in Magincia clean themselves. Now that's something I'd like to have! SAY They use magic in Magincia to keep from doing work. Seems like cheating to me. SAY There's not much farm land near Magincia, that much I can tell thee. They'd rather pay to have food brought to them. SAY They'd not let the likes of us live in Magincia. 'Tis a city with only ladies, no ladies-in-waiting. SAY I think they have a diamond mine in Magincia. SAY They are lucky to have magical protection in Magincia. Not a city cares for them, and people hereabouts would like to teach them manners. SAY Someone told me that the fine lords and ladies in Magincia hire peasants to talk to peasants. Keeps them a bit father away from the common riffraff, I suppose. SAY It's said that in Magincia, they'd rather look good than feel good. SAY The main difference between someone from Magincia and a peasant is that the Magincian is NOT a PEASANT! If thou see'est what I mean. SAY They produce nothing in Magincia but snobs and money. SAY Someday they'll run out of diamonds in Magincia, and with hunger will come wisdom and compassion. SAY Magincia is a land of over-plenty and overmuch pride. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 16 SAY Magincia is an island city east of Britain. SAY Magincia, they say, would be food for pirates were it not for Moonglow's magic. SAY Ach! Magincia is all flash and glitter! Too much money, not enough sense. I heard that the most common shop in Magincia has more gems than Lord British' crown! SAY They have everything in Magincia, save common sense. SAY Magincia! Lazy ... overindulged ... spoilt rotten ...richling peasants! Dost not get me started! SAY I heard that the floors in Magincia clean themselves. Now that's something I'd like to have! SAY They use magic in Magincia to keep from doing work. Seems like cheating to me. SAY There's not much farm land near Magincia, that much I can tell thee. They'd rather pay to have food brought to them. SAY They'd not let the likes of us live in Magincia. 'Tis a city with only ladies, no ladies-in-waiting. SAY I think they have a diamond mine in Magincia. SAY They are lucky to have magical protection in Magincia. Not a city cares for them, and people hereabouts would like to teach them manners. SAY Someone told me that the fine lords and ladies in Magincia hire peasants to talk to peasants. Keeps them a bit father away from the common riffraff, I suppose. SAY It's said that in Magincia, they'd rather look good than feel good. SAY The main difference between someone from Magincia and a peasant is that the Magincian is NOT a PEASANT! If thou see'est what I mean. SAY They produce nothing in Magincia but snobs and money. SAY Someday they'll run out of diamonds in Magincia, and with hunger will come wisdom and compassion. SAY Magincia is a land of over-plenty and overmuch pride. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*yew* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 7 SAY Yu? You? I don't understand what thou means. SAY Yew ... ahh, that's a city, I'm almost sure. SAY I knew a lad from Yew. He said it weren't really a city. SAY Yew, that's a kind of tree. SAY They make bows from yew wood. SAY My cousin says they get drunk on wine in Yew. SAY U. That's a stupid name for a city. They could at least add a few letters and make a word. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 7 SAY Yu? You? I don't understand what thou means. SAY Yew ... ahh, that's a city, I'm almost sure. SAY I knew a lad from Yew. He said it weren't really a city. SAY Yew, that's a kind of tree. SAY They make bows from yew wood. SAY My cousin says they get drunk on wine in Yew. SAY U. That's a stupid name for a city. They could at least add a few letters and make a word. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Yew is in the northwest region of Britannia. SAY Yew ... ahh, that is near to Empath Abbey. That's the land from whence the best wine comes. SAY Yew is not what I'd call a city. It is more a collection of friendly neighbors. SAY They are a straightforward people, in Yew. Things are simpler there. SAY They have magic in Yew, but it's more of a natural sort. Potions, elixirs, and other such aids. SAY The druids in Yew can teach students how to focus their power through nature. SAY The soil around Yew is marvelously fertile. Grass is good for sheep, and the grapes are excellent for wine. SAY They are a peasant people in Yew, but in a good way, really. SAY Thou hast to admire a people as self-reliant as they are in Yew. SAY I knew a man who said that for bows and staves, none were better than those in Yew. SAY It can be dangerous in the woods near Yew. There are bands of ettins, orcs and goblins that eat the livestock ... and occasionally the people, too! SAY Yew is a popular place for Rangers, I'm told. SAY I've been to Yew once. 'Twas a beautiful region ... peaceful and serene. SAY Those in Yew despise those who misuse the elements of nature. 'Tis the only thing they truly hate. SAY They like wine, the folk of Yew. When both moons are full, the town has a party with lots of wine, dancing, and even more wine. 'Tis a druid thing, I think. SAY When someone in Yew builds a house, all the neighbors help. I am told it takes but a day. SAY Shepherds are fond of Yew. Their carved staves are famous. SAY I believe there is an enormous jail in Yew. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Yew is in the northwest region of Britannia. SAY Yew ... ahh, that is near to Empath Abbey. That's the land from whence the best wine comes. SAY Yew is not what I'd call a city. It is more a collection of friendly neighbors. SAY They are a straightforward people, in Yew. Things are simpler there. SAY They have magic in Yew, but it's more of a natural sort. Potions, elixirs, and other such aids. SAY The druids in Yew can teach students how to focus their power through nature. SAY The soil around Yew is marvelously fertile. Grass is good for sheep, and the grapes are excellent for wine. SAY They are a peasant people in Yew, but in a good way, really. SAY Thou hast to admire a people as self-reliant as they are in Yew. SAY I knew a man who said that for bows and staves, none were better than those in Yew. SAY It can be dangerous in the woods near Yew. There are bands of ettins, orcs and goblins that eat the livestock ... and occasionally the people, too! SAY Yew is a popular place for Rangers, I'm told. SAY I've been to Yew once. 'Twas a beautiful region ... peaceful and serene. SAY Those in Yew despise those who misuse the elements of nature. 'Tis the only thing they truly hate. SAY They like wine, the folk of Yew. When both moons are full, the town has a party with lots of wine, dancing, and even more wine. 'Tis a druid thing, I think. SAY When someone in Yew builds a house, all the neighbors help. I am told it takes but a day. SAY Shepherds are fond of Yew. Their carved staves are famous. SAY I believe there is an enormous jail in Yew. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Yew is in the northwest region of Britannia. SAY Yew ... ahh, that is near to Empath Abbey. That's the land from whence the best wine comes. SAY Yew is not what I'd call a city. It is more a collection of friendly neighbors. SAY They are a straightforward people, in Yew. Things are simpler there. SAY They have magic in Yew, but it's more of a natural sort. Potions, elixirs, and other such aids. SAY The druids in Yew can teach students how to focus their power through nature. SAY The soil around Yew is marvelously fertile. Grass is good for sheep, and the grapes are excellent for wine. SAY They are a peasant people in Yew, but in a good way, really. SAY Thou hast to admire a people as self-reliant as they are in Yew. SAY I knew a man who said that for bows and staves, none were better than those in Yew. SAY It can be dangerous in the woods near Yew. There are bands of ettins, orcs and goblins that eat the livestock ... and occasionally the people, too! SAY Yew is a popular place for Rangers, I'm told. SAY I've been to Yew once. 'Twas a beautiful region ... peaceful and serene. SAY Those in Yew despise those who misuse the elements of nature. 'Tis the only thing they truly hate. SAY They like wine, the folk of Yew. When both moons are full, the town has a party with lots of wine, dancing, and even more wine. 'Tis a druid thing, I think. SAY When someone in Yew builds a house, all the neighbors help. I am told it takes but a day. SAY Shepherds are fond of Yew. Their carved staves are famous. SAY I believe there is an enormous jail in Yew. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Yew is in the northwest region of Britannia. SAY Yew ... ahh, that is near to Empath Abbey. That's the land from whence the best wine comes. SAY Yew is not what I'd call a city. It is more a collection of friendly neighbors. SAY They are a straightforward people, in Yew. Things are simpler there. SAY They have magic in Yew, but it's more of a natural sort. Potions, elixirs, and other such aids. SAY The druids in Yew can teach students how to focus their power through nature. SAY The soil around Yew is marvelously fertile. Grass is good for sheep, and the grapes are excellent for wine. SAY They are a peasant people in Yew, but in a good way, really. SAY Thou hast to admire a people as self-reliant as they are in Yew. SAY I knew a man who said that for bows and staves, none were better than those in Yew. SAY It can be dangerous in the woods near Yew. There are bands of ettins, orcs and goblins that eat the livestock ... and occasionally the people, too! SAY Yew is a popular place for Rangers, I'm told. SAY I've been to Yew once. 'Twas a beautiful region ... peaceful and serene. SAY Those in Yew despise those who misuse the elements of nature. 'Tis the only thing they truly hate. SAY They like wine, the folk of Yew. When both moons are full, the town has a party with lots of wine, dancing, and even more wine. 'Tis a druid thing, I think. SAY When someone in Yew builds a house, all the neighbors help. I am told it takes but a day. SAY Shepherds are fond of Yew. Their carved staves are famous. SAY I believe there is an enormous jail in Yew. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*wind* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I don't understand what thou'rt meanin'. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there's such a place called Wind, it ain't known around here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I don't understand what thou'rt meanin'. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there's such a place called Wind, it ain't known around here. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I do not understand what thou dost mean. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there is such a place called Wind, it is not known around here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I do not understand what thou dost mean. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there is such a place called Wind, it is not known around here. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I do not understand what thou dost mean. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there is such a place called Wind, it is not known around here. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Wind? 'Tis simply moving air. SAY I have heard of no place called Wind. SAY I do not understand what thou dost mean. SAY I may have heard a legend of a city called Wind. It was in the mountains, if I recall. SAY If there is such a place called Wind, it is not known around here. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=serpents*hold ON=serpent's*hold IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY Serpent's Hold is a funny name. Serpents can't hold anything. SAY I don't know what they do in Serpent's Hold. SAY Someone told me it wasn't a city, was Serpent's Hold. SAY The place thou seekst is elsewhere. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. Ominous looking, 'e was. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY Serpent's Hold is a funny name. Serpents can't hold anything. SAY I don't know what they do in Serpent's Hold. SAY Someone told me it wasn't a city, was Serpent's Hold. SAY The place thou seekst is elsewhere. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. Ominous looking, 'e was. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Serpent's Hold is on the largest island just east and south of the Cape of Heroes. SAY Serpent's Hold is where all the fighters of this realm are trained. 'Tis common knowledge. SAY 'Tis not so much a city as a stronghold, is Serpent's Hold. SAY If thou'rt looking for military devices, Serpent's Hold is the place thou seekest. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. He said although the instructors speak highly of military magic, he thought 'twas a dishonorable method of war. SAY 'Tis not a land used for farming, is Serpent's Hold. I do not think the soldiers take time to till the soil. SAY Serpent's Hold is not a merry place for those not interested in the military life. SAY No one but the vilest of beasts would dare attack Serpent's Hold. SAY I think there is sometimes blood spilled between the warriors of Serpent's Hold, Trinsic and Jhelom. SAY They are not so much paladins or mercenaries in Serpent's Hold. Soldier is more the like. SAY The silver serpent is the icon of prowess and courage in battle. The soldiers of Serpent's Hold will tell thee that. SAY The story runs that a silver serpent saved Lord British' life. Serpent's Hold is named for that snake. SAY 'Tis not wise to joke with a soldier from Serpent's Hold ... not if he thinks thou art laughing at his expense. SAY Discipline is important to those at Serpent's Hold. Discipline is based on duty, and duty is to Lord British, Britannia and to thy commanding officers. SAY Soldiers, once trained at Serpent's Hold, usually enter the world to seek their fortune. SAY Serpent's Hold has no known export, save the soldiers they train. SAY I've never been to Serpent's Hold. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Serpent's Hold is on the largest island just east and south of the Cape of Heroes. SAY Serpent's Hold is where all the fighters of this realm are trained. 'Tis common knowledge. SAY 'Tis not so much a city as a stronghold, is Serpent's Hold. SAY If thou'rt looking for military devices, Serpent's Hold is the place thou seekest. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. He said although the instructors speak highly of military magic, he thought 'twas a dishonorable method of war. SAY 'Tis not a land used for farming, is Serpent's Hold. I do not think the soldiers take time to till the soil. SAY Serpent's Hold is not a merry place for those not interested in the military life. SAY No one but the vilest of beasts would dare attack Serpent's Hold. SAY I think there is sometimes blood spilled between the warriors of Serpent's Hold, Trinsic and Jhelom. SAY They are not so much paladins or mercenaries in Serpent's Hold. Soldier is more the like. SAY The silver serpent is the icon of prowess and courage in battle. The soldiers of Serpent's Hold will tell thee that. SAY The story runs that a silver serpent saved Lord British' life. Serpent's Hold is named for that snake. SAY 'Tis not wise to joke with a soldier from Serpent's Hold ... not if he thinks thou art laughing at his expense. SAY Discipline is important to those at Serpent's Hold. Discipline is based on duty, and duty is to Lord British, Britannia and to thy commanding officers. SAY Soldiers, once trained at Serpent's Hold, usually enter the world to seek their fortune. SAY Serpent's Hold has no known export, save the soldiers they train. SAY I've never been to Serpent's Hold. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 18 SAY Serpent's Hold is on the largest island just east and south of the Cape of Heroes. SAY Serpent's Hold is where all the fighters of this realm are trained. 'Tis common knowledge. SAY 'Tis not so much a city as a stronghold, is Serpent's Hold. SAY If thou'rt looking for military devices, Serpent's Hold is the place thou seekest. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. He said although the instructors speak highly of military magic, he thought 'twas a dishonorable method of war. SAY 'Tis not a land used for farming, is Serpent's Hold. I do not think the soldiers take time to till the soil. SAY Serpent's Hold is not a merry place for those not interested in the military life. SAY No one but the vilest of beasts would dare attack Serpent's Hold. SAY I think there is sometimes blood spilled between the warriors of Serpent's Hold, Trinsic and Jhelom. SAY They are not so much paladins or mercenaries in Serpent's Hold. Soldier is more the like. SAY The silver serpent is the icon of prowess and courage in battle. The soldiers of Serpent's Hold will tell thee that. SAY The story runs that a silver serpent saved Lord British' life. Serpent's Hold is named for that snake. SAY 'Tis not wise to joke with a soldier from Serpent's Hold ... not if he thinks thou art laughing at his expense. SAY Discipline is important to those at Serpent's Hold. Discipline is based on duty, and duty is to Lord British, Britannia and to thy commanding officers. SAY Soldiers, once trained at Serpent's Hold, usually enter the world to seek their fortune. SAY Serpent's Hold has no known export, save the soldiers they train. SAY I've never been to Serpent's Hold. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 18 SAY Serpent's Hold is on the largest island just east and south of the Cape of Heroes. SAY Serpent's Hold is where all the fighters of this realm are trained. 'Tis common knowledge. SAY 'Tis not so much a city as a stronghold, is Serpent's Hold. SAY If thou'rt looking for military devices, Serpent's Hold is the place thou seekest. SAY In Serpent's Hold, weapons of war are as common as spittoons. SAY I once met a warrior who trained at Serpent's Hold. He said although the instructors speak highly of military magic, he thought 'twas a dishonorable method of war. SAY 'Tis not a land used for farming, is Serpent's Hold. I do not think the soldiers take time to till the soil. SAY Serpent's Hold is not a merry place for those not interested in the military life. SAY No one but the vilest of beasts would dare attack Serpent's Hold. SAY I think there is sometimes blood spilled between the warriors of Serpent's Hold, Trinsic and Jhelom. SAY They are not so much paladins or mercenaries in Serpent's Hold. Soldier is more the like. SAY The silver serpent is the icon of prowess and courage in battle. The soldiers of Serpent's Hold will tell thee that. SAY The story runs that a silver serpent saved Lord British' life. Serpent's Hold is named for that snake. SAY 'Tis not wise to joke with a soldier from Serpent's Hold ... not if he thinks thou art laughing at his expense. SAY Discipline is important to those at Serpent's Hold. Discipline is based on duty, and duty is to Lord British, Britannia and to thy commanding officers. SAY Soldiers, once trained at Serpent's Hold, usually enter the world to seek their fortune. SAY Serpent's Hold has no known export, save the soldiers they train. SAY I've never been to Serpent's Hold. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=lord*british ON=*king* ON=*ruler* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 6 SAY I wonder why he isn't King British .... SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, of course! SAY I always thought Lord British was the name of a bard group. SAY Ain't never seen Lord British myself. SAY My cousin said Lord British likes macaroni and cheese. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 6 SAY I wonder why he isn't King British .... SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, of course! SAY I always thought Lord British was the name of a bard group. SAY Ain't never seen Lord British myself. SAY My cousin said Lord British likes macaroni and cheese. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 17 SAY Lord British is the ruler of Britannia. SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, or course! SAY I've never seen Lord British myself. SAY I'm told Lord British has a castle with a moat. I'll wager there are gargoyles on his parapets, too. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. SAY Lord British saved us all from the evil Lord Robert, or something like that. I forget exactly. SAY Now that I think on it, Lord British is probably a fair touch older than he looks. Dost thou think he might be ... magically sustained? No, never mind. Forget I said anything. SAY Lord British lives in Britain. Come to think of it, that kinda makes sense. SAY Didst thou ever wonder why the king is called 'lord'? Passing odd, I call it. SAY Lord British sits in judgment in many courts. He needs must know a lot. SAY I'd follow Lord British anywhere. SAY Me mum told me that Lord British was saved from a mongbat by a silver serpent. I've never even seen a mongbat. SAY If I were Lord British, I'd build a house in Nujel'm. That's what I'd do. SAY Lord British knows everything. SAY Me dad was once resurrected from death by Lord British. He was eaten by an ettin. It was a good job for Lord British to even find enough pieces to work on. SAY Lord British is the best ruler we've ever had. All the school books say so. SAY If Lord British were a pile of gold, dost thou believe he would think he were a horse? It probably wouldn't matter one jot, so long as thou got around faster. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 17 SAY Lord British is the ruler of Britannia. SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, or course! SAY I've never seen Lord British myself. SAY I'm told Lord British has a castle with a moat. I'll wager there are gargoyles on his parapets, too. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. SAY Lord British saved us all from the evil Lord Robert, or something like that. I forget exactly. SAY Now that I think on it, Lord British is probably a fair touch older than he looks. Dost thou think he might be ... magically sustained? No, never mind. Forget I said anything. SAY Lord British lives in Britain. Come to think of it, that kinda makes sense. SAY Didst thou ever wonder why the king is called 'lord'? Passing odd, I call it. SAY Lord British sits in judgment in many courts. He needs must know a lot. SAY I'd follow Lord British anywhere. SAY Me mum told me that Lord British was saved from a mongbat by a silver serpent. I've never even seen a mongbat. SAY If I were Lord British, I'd build a house in Nujel'm. That's what I'd do. SAY Lord British knows everything. SAY Me dad was once resurrected from death by Lord British. He was eaten by an ettin. It was a good job for Lord British to even find enough pieces to work on. SAY Lord British is the best ruler we've ever had. All the school books say so. SAY If Lord British were a pile of gold, dost thou believe he would think he were a horse? It probably wouldn't matter one jot, so long as thou got around faster. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 17 SAY Lord British is the ruler of Britannia. SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, or course! SAY I've never seen Lord British myself. SAY I'm told Lord British has a castle with a moat. I'll wager there are gargoyles on his parapets, too. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. SAY Lord British saved us all from the evil Lord Robert, or something like that. I forget exactly. SAY Now that I think on it, Lord British is probably a fair touch older than he looks. Dost thou think he might be ... magically sustained? No, never mind. Forget I said anything. SAY Lord British lives in Britain. Come to think of it, that kinda makes sense. SAY Didst thou ever wonder why the king is called 'lord'? Passing odd, I call it. SAY Lord British sits in judgment in many courts. He needs must know a lot. SAY I'd follow Lord British anywhere. SAY Me mum told me that Lord British was saved from a mongbat by a silver serpent. I've never even seen a mongbat. SAY If I were Lord British, I'd build a house in Nujel'm. That's what I'd do. SAY Lord British knows everything. SAY Me dad was once resurrected from death by Lord British. He was eaten by an ettin. It was a good job for Lord British to even find enough pieces to work on. SAY Lord British is the best ruler we've ever had. All the school books say so. SAY If Lord British were a pile of gold, dost thou believe he would think he were a horse? It probably wouldn't matter one jot, so long as thou got around faster. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 17 SAY Lord British is the ruler of Britannia. SAY Lord British? Why, he's our ruler, or course! SAY I've never seen Lord British myself. SAY I'm told Lord British has a castle with a moat. I'll wager there are gargoyles on his parapets, too. SAY Lord British could do with spending some time with the common folk, I think. SAY Lord British saved us all from the evil Lord Robert, or something like that. I forget exactly. SAY Now that I think on it, Lord British is probably a fair touch older than he looks. Dost thou think he might be ... magically sustained? No, never mind. Forget I said anything. SAY Lord British lives in Britain. Come to think of it, that kinda makes sense. SAY Didst thou ever wonder why the king is called 'lord'? Passing odd, I call it. SAY Lord British sits in judgment in many courts. He needs must know a lot. SAY I'd follow Lord British anywhere. SAY Me mum told me that Lord British was saved from a mongbat by a silver serpent. I've never even seen a mongbat. SAY If I were Lord British, I'd build a house in Nujel'm. That's what I'd do. SAY Lord British knows everything. SAY Me dad was once resurrected from death by Lord British. He was eaten by an ettin. It was a good job for Lord British to even find enough pieces to work on. SAY Lord British is the best ruler we've ever had. All the school books say so. SAY If Lord British were a pile of gold, dost thou believe he would think he were a horse? It probably wouldn't matter one jot, so long as thou got around faster. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*virtue* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY I know lotsa virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I don't see the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I don't know nothin' about them concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I know lotsa virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I don't see the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I don't know nothin' about them concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY I know many virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I do not understand the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I know nothing about such fancy concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I know many virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I do not understand the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I know nothing about such fancy concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY I know many virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I do not understand the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I know nothing about such fancy concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY I know many virtuous people. SAY Virtue? I do not understand the point of thy question. SAY Virtue is what virtuous people have. 'Tis a good thing. SAY Virtue? I know nothing about such fancy concepts. SAY Most people strive to be virtuous. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*avatar* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like the name of a horse. SAY I don't know nothin' 'bout no avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's killed whilst saying: 'Ave at thee'. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like the name of a horse. SAY I don't know nothin' 'bout no avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's killed whilst saying: 'Ave at thee'. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like the name of a horse. SAY I don't know nothin' 'bout no avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's killed whilst saying: 'Ave at thee'. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like the name of a horse. SAY I don't know nothin' 'bout no avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's killed whilst saying: 'Ave at thee'. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like a horse's name. SAY I know nothing of any avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's slain whilst saying: 'Ave at thee. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY Avahoo? SAY Avawhat? SAY Avatar? Sounds like a horse's name. SAY I know nothing of any avatar. SAY 'Avatarrgh' is what a pirate says when he's slain whilst saying: 'Ave at thee. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF ON=*shrine* IF ( || ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I ain't sure where there's a shrine hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous. SAY I don't know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I ain't sure where there's a shrine hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous. SAY I don't know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ENDIF ELIF ( ) IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I ain't sure where there's a shrine hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous. SAY I don't know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I ain't sure where there's a shrine hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous. SAY I don't know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ENDIF ELSE IF ( || ) DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place. SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I am fortunate to say I've never needed one. I'm not sure where there is one hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous free magic. For the wounded, they can be the difference between life and death. SAY I do not know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ELSE DORAND 5 SAY A shrine is a magical place where healing takes place. SAY Healing shrines are found all about Britannia. SAY I am fortunate to say I've never needed one. I'm not sure where there is one hereabouts. SAY Shrines are marvelous free magic. For the wounded, they can be the difference between life and death. SAY I do not know where shrines come from. They are good things, though. All folk know that. ENDDO ENDIF ENDIF [EOF]